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Kellogg's

A company that makes cereals.
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(transitive verb): when someone with the most experience on a skydive takes a perfectly functioning jump made by a group of less-experienced skydivers and turns it to shit in a hurry
Brandon's 100th skydive was going perfectly until some asshat came along and kellogged the whole thing.
by HeWhoSpeaksTheTruth March 22, 2011
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An ultra elite MBA program that sent out congratulatory admit email to their F'09 applicants and then dinged their status online. (gave them false hope, then took them, threw it to the ground, and shattered it into million little pieces...)

Then rather than accepting those poor applicants, Kellogg called all the dinged applicants next day to remind them that they were indeed dinged from the very beginning.
Welcome to Kellogg School of Management.

a.k.a. you are dinged!
by whalewars December 20, 2008
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Kellogg Brown & Root

Subsidiary of Halliburton, harbinger of death and destruction. Provides armed, military-style protection and slave-wage labor construction costs via their military support and contracting arms.
Person 1: Hmm, I heard that Kellogg Brown & Root controls the United States and that its board members hunt lobbyists while intoxicated in the Texas wilderness.
Person 2: It's a good thing that KBR has a private army and non-union workers so American business interests project a positive image to the international community!
Person 3: Whoever runs that company is probably rich as fuck and almost certainly rubs infant blood on their genitals!
by HiroProtagonist February 23, 2006
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One of the main bad people in Fallout
Also a good cereal brand
"Dude Kellogg is so good!"
"Which one?"
by Cobble935 May 19, 2020
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Kelloggs Krunchy Nut

Also known as KK, Kelloggs Krunchy Nut is a wonderful and highly addictive cereal. It is a blend of cornflakes with nuts and honey added.

KK has highly awesumness qualities about it. Its main one is its principle of KKarma. KKarma is Kelloggs karma and the basic rule is that if you eat Kelloggs Krunchy, good things happen to you. If you dont eat Kelloggs Krunchy, bad things happen to you.

Many people also follow KKarma due to its pimping gifts that the eater receives after consuming it. Although these attributes will/could be horrificly reversed if KK is eaten in an unappropiate fashion or a meal is missed.
I eat Kelloggs Krunchy Nut 8 times a week
D ate his KK soggy, thats why he didnt get Nm
by Calman September 18, 2008
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when a fat wigger sings about cereal and everyone makes fun of him
scuoby a doo wop dee dop 2 scoops of raisins
by mctits March 28, 2003
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