keished

when you cash out or when ur hella bumb or lazy looking

Lmao I Keished last night after the party.

by hello I like food June 7, 2016

Keister Egg

An umbrella term for any object smuggled within one's anus (keister).

The guard gave me a good pat-down, but didn't detect my hidden keister egg.

by DieByTheChord November 22, 2011

Keister Cake

the part of a womans ass that hangs out of her home made jean shorts. the part that is the lower inside portion of the ass cheek just above the crease.

I'd love a piece of the keister cake on that thing.

She said, " can you see my Keister Cakes in these home made jean shorts".

I hope I can find someone serving up some home made Keister Cakes at the county fair.

Damn girl i didnt know you were selling Keister Cakes.

by kyljon November 29, 2009

Keisheena

Keisheena or Sheena is one of the best people in the world. She will keep you company in hard times and will love you through anything. She’s a wonderful wife, mother, and friend. She will always give you good advice. She’s a very powerful woman though she may not acknowledge it at times. Her words have power. Be thankful for her and never let her go because these kind of people are rare. Just like her name.

-KeAndra, Kendall and Devyn❤️

Hey I’m going to hang with Keisheena today.

by Blaqueeueen November 23, 2020

Keiserpants

A characteristic or feature of a person, usually pertaining to appearance, that is holding them back from reaching their potential coolness capabilities, in so far, that if this feature is corrected perfection will be obtained.

"My god. That ugly bead necklace that he wears is definitely his keiserpants."

by toosh-a-poosh March 6, 2009

keister candy

keister candy is a womens ass thats sweet to eat and tastes jus like candy

wholly shit gail is so hott id love to eat her keister candy

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 7, 2009

keister bunny

one who smuggles drugs up the ass into a prison.

the keister bunny made a visit to my cell today.

by AMOK594 February 7, 2008