keeping me on read

When you view a text message and don't respond. Keeping the sender in "read" status without a reply.

Why are you keeping me on read? You read my message over two hours ago!

by MomTryingToKeepUp March 17, 2018

Keqing

Keqing, the best person to ever live. She is very smart is a very strong force who may or may not plan to murder you in your sleep. She lives seeing people fail, but also hates to fail herself. She has dreams for the future, and will eliminate anyone who comes in her way. Although she may be a bit scary, Keqing is also the funniest person to step on this earth. Her wittiness is beyond our comprehension, and she continues to amaze you no matter what. Many people use Keqing for her knowledge, but unfor- i mean luckily she know show to fight back. Her amazing glutes will not stop for anyone.

Person 1: "I asked Keqing for the homework answers, but then she proceeded to slam the door in my face and walk away shaking her butt. Keep an eye out for Keqing."

by cowtwinkie March 20, 2021

keqing

Sexiest woman ever to live, has the best thighs, a actual goddess.

Oh you’re Keqing? How’s it feel knowing your the most popular waifu in the entire universe

by Fishisdebest November 13, 2020

Keving

The word Kev is used in certain schools in South England, it is a code word for a vape that you use in secret. Usually in a school toilet with many other "kevers". Originally named after a head of year called kevin, who was a legend! At first the word kev was used by a small group of friends to hide vaping in their conversation and texts however it soon became wide spread in that school but is now used in many schools and towns along the south coast of England.

Student 1: "Mate you going for a kev after 4th period?"

Student 2: "Yh I got 20 mg salts bruv"

Or...
"I'm getting a new kev"
"Alow some kev on the bus"

"I was keving"
"I am a kever"
"The school took my kev"

by Kev Lord Leo Spalding March 2, 2020

Keeping up with the Kardashians

A common mispronunciation of the title of the television show: Keeping Up With The Shitheads.

I’m going home to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Bro, that’s such a common mistake. It’s Keeping up with the SHITHEADS!

by Brutus The Definer July 3, 2018

keeping it in the family

Partaking in incest

“Why do so many people in this town have the same last name? Are they keeping it in the family or what?”

by nlolhere November 9, 2020

keeping your pimp hand strong

When a bitch gets outta line, a pimp might gotta get all up in her face. So he keeps his pimp hand strong, slaps her, messes a bitch up.

Pimp 1: Crystal isn't keeping up with her payments, and she was all giving her daddy this attitude.

Pimp 2: So you should be keeping your pimp hand strong! Keep that bitch in line.

by Oliver Klohsoff June 11, 2006