Keebler

A random made up word that a person says right before he is about to smoke weed with a friend. Later on, after they are completely baked, you both remember the word and have a laugh attack because of how funny it sounds.
Bob: yo u ready to blaze up this dankass alabama kush?
Larry: Ye nigga... KEEBLER.
Bob: wtf???????
(later on)
Bob: KEEBLER
Larry: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Bob: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
by max weinsteeen March 29, 2010
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Keebler

A queer. Gay men who hang out tasting each other's hot cookies.

See also: Keeb.
Guy 1: My what a tassty Sssaulsaulito.

Guy 2: Back off Keebler!
by tlet March 27, 2008
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Keebler

Receiving oral sex while eating chocolate chip cookies.
My girl is so thoughtful, she gave me a Keebler for my birthday!
by RadioWhiskey October 20, 2020
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keebler

Word in which is often compared to other vulgarities such as asshole, or douche bag.
Dude your a damn keebler.
by John Miller June 20, 2003
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keebler elves

A little family of elves who live in a tree and create all kinds of complex contraptions just so they can get their cookies 'just right'. We can catch glimpses of their lives through their well-know Keebler Elves commercials.
The Keebler elves don't make their pecan melt cookies too sweet, they make them *just right*.
by Angelacia August 18, 2007
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Keebler Elvis

A person who has consumed so many sweets and/or dessert foods that they feel like they're going to die on the toilet.
Sorry I'm late for work, I had a box of donuts for breakfast and felt like a total Keebler Elvis.
by krustaykristay June 26, 2011
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Doobie Keebler

An interrogation technique that consists of asking innane irrelevent questions, and then suddenly, ham-handedly asking directly if the person is guilty of whatever you are investigating and hoping they will slip up and just confess. The term refers to the News Radio episode "Jail (part 1 of 3)" where Matthew is interviewing Jimmy James and trying to determine if he is D.B. Cooper.
Of course Monica denied she's screwing your brother. You've got to be subtle when you lay the trap, you can't just Doobie Keebler her with the question.
by PaulG August 05, 2006
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