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Keeblering

The act of baking one thousand or more cookies, thus mimicking a Keebler Elf. The Keebler Elves are the mascots for the Keebler Company and appear in television commercials for cookies in the United States.
Dorie decided to bake Christmas cookies for all her friends and coworkers, but didn't count on staying up all night Keeblering over the oven.
by Happy Elf December 29, 2012
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keebler

A white person;

From keebler the elf.
According to the well known cereal advertisement there are no non-white keebler, hence the name;
"Shit Tyrone, damn keebler is trippin'!"
by nn nn nibler August 11, 2003
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the keeble

Famously known from the near oscar winning movie, “Max keeble’s big move”, when a principle makes a misbehaving student buttchug rotten milk following that with a butt plug and forcing them to do 100 burpees in the middle of the gymnasium at the school pep rally.
“Zach dont masturbate here in the cafeteria, principle jessie is gonna give you the keeble.”
by ElongD69 September 7, 2019
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keebler elf

a slang term for a homesexual who indulges in anal sex.
"That keebler elf is a fudge packer."
by moe bridge May 13, 2005
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Keebler

Keebler is another word for hipster that does not carry the same negative pejorative connotation. That kid riding his bike through Wicker Park with a u-lock tucked in the back pocket of his skinny jeans? That girl in the vintage dress selling her homemade empanadas at a Williamsburg farmer's market? They're keeblers, and proud.
I know that bar is a huge keebler hangout but the drinks are cheap and the jukebox is loud.

I totally made out with that cute keebler girl with the lip piercing after the kickball game.
by Lorena Cupcake June 20, 2010
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Keebler

Keeblers are trashy looking festy girls or boys, often wearing furry leg warmers, and elfin like clothing found for sale at festivals like Earthdance. Keeblers are often fucked up on Molly, Acid, or Mushrooms on a daily basis. Activities Keeblers enjoy are womp womp music, orgies, spinning fire, hooping and sweaty cuddle puddles. You often find them at Raves and Dubstep shows around town.
Julie: "Did you see that keebler out there on the dance floor?"

Kayce: "Yeah... she is totally keebin' in those fur boots and fuzzy bear hat, totally high on Molly."

Julie: "Look at all her keebler friends over there."

Kayce: "Imagine the sweaty cuddle puddle they'll end up in after this show."

Julie: "Gross."
by Jucily June 20, 2011
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Keebler Milf

dude your mom makes cookies for us every time we visit she is such a Keebler Milf
by TLAW July 9, 2010
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