keaton

The best freind a guy can ask for hands down. He is usually rather tall and quite slim. If you know him you should feel lucky. You can even wreck his car and he will still love you.

Kid 1: Dude keaton is my best freind !
Kid 2: No way dude, your soo lucky !

by hdlkasjdlksa April 26, 2008

Keaton

A guy who is kind caring good lookin but finds it hard to pick up girls because he doesn't want to hurt them with a break up

Girl1:I bet Keaton wants to go out with you Girl2:probably,why doesn't he ask me out then Girl1:because he doesn't want to hurt you

by cooldude9+10 April 30, 2015

Keaton

the best lookin nigga you will every see. he got a big ole dick, they call him long john silvers. he is about 5'8 in stature but he has a huge heart and you will love him long time! he is the coolest guy you'll ever meet and easy to get along with, and he is dangerous in the bedroom. and he is always swagged out!

Jane: Daaaaaamn! Keaton got a big ass dick
Shela: I kno he's sooo fine!!!

by keatonmcneely October 25, 2011

dirty keaton

The act of having sex while wearing a Batman costume

My husband loves to dress up, last night we even had a dirty Keaton

by Sexmate99 May 6, 2020

Keaton

My bodypillow

"Have you seen Keaton mom?"
"YOU NEED TO GET OVER THAT DAMM BODY PILLOW KAREN"

by Keatonlover69 July 3, 2021

Michael Keatoned

v.) to frighten or startle an unsuspecting individual with the clever use of a cardboard cutout of Michael Keaton's torso. This is most effective when using Michael Keaton's likeness from Batman or Batman Returns.

*The utilization of Michael Keaton's likeness from Multiplicity or Mr. Mom often elicits the opposite of the desired effect.

"I awoke this morning in a haze. As I exited my bedroom, I opened my door only to be greeted with a 3 foot tall Batman torso, scowling at me from beneath his cowl. I screamed like a tiny baby girl. I had been Michael Keatoned, and the taste was bittersweet."

by sbj1786 February 17, 2009

Keaton

Though usually a boy's name, when it is used as a girl's name the girl tends to be the best friend a girl can have, but some girls get jealous of her looks. Keaton is smart, funny, and VERY sexy. Though most are smart, some Keatons tend to be dumb, resulting in various acts of stupidity. They are the perfect girls.

" hey, who's that really hot girl????"

" Dude, that's Keaton! She's a ten!

by Mister Dave August 14, 2012