kazakhstan

a country in asia. also known as qazaqstan.

kazakhstan was a part of the soviet union.

by BlueScholar January 24, 2010

Kazakhstan

Kazakhstan is the country, which used to be a part of a Soviet Union. Now Kazakhstan is one of the most developing country in the world. I heard that it is in the 3rd place after China & India. Has president Nursultan Nazarbayev, who has been president since the Republic was established in 1991.
And damned Borat is not from the Kazakhstan!!! He is just an asshole with a dumb jokes, who hasn't been there, because he is afraid to go to kazakhstan.

Do you know Kazakhstan?
Where is it? - "typical american answer"

by NosFeRatu_013 May 12, 2006

kazakhstan

Home of Borat Sagdiyev. See also Ali G and Bruno.

My sister, she is number 2... or 3... best prostitute in the country of Kazakhstan.

by International Bad Boy March 28, 2005

Kazakhstan

Greatest country in world.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place from plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown

by Partydude17 September 12, 2022

kazakhstan

a large country located in central asia that nobody knows about because like no one lives there. kazakhstan is forested and has many mountains, and is pretty nice. however, the government is corrupt as it used to be a part of the soviet union. it has a "democratic" government; you can vote, but you only have 1 option, so you either vote for that person or you don't vote at all.

person 1: where are you from asian?
person 2: kazakhstan
person 1: where?
person 2: kazakhstan...u know..in central asia...near mongolia and russia...
person 1: nah got no idea what you're talkin 'bout.
person 2: *sigh*

by the DARKSiDE October 28, 2012

Kazakhstan

When one performs a Kazakhstan, they are drinking half of the amount of beer remaining in their cup...They are "flying half way around the world", hence the origin of the definition. The opposite of a Kazakhstan is an Uzbekistan. An Uzbekistan is when the drinker must finish whatever reamins in his or her cup.

Mitchell and Jeff did a Kazakhstan in order to get drunk faster.

by Dr. Snacks May 30, 2013

kazakhstan

the bestest fucking country in the whole freakin world no matter what others got to say!

as Borat goes, he is a jewish immigrant from Israel who makes sure my toilet is clean, my lawn is mown and the trash is taken out... he runs my erands also...

- where the fuck are you know, dude?
- chillin` in the best of the countires on the face of the Earth Kazakhstan, mate!

by kbcshit August 4, 2008