urban kayaking

The sweetest sport. It involves a kayak in an urban setting, like a big city.

Hey dude, urban kayaking is the Shijit!

by Pablo Esca June 29, 2006

Kapaneking

The art of fiending and sweating your friends and random people for drugs.

Last night you were Kapaneking everyone for Molly and coke.

by Miller385 March 1, 2015

extreme kyaking

n. Derived from "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle" Possibly the greatest ploy to make fun of the culture of teenage poser punks in any movie ever.

n. Using a kyak in a 7-Eleven aisle

Extreme Punk 1: Extreme kyaking!
*performs stunt*
Extreme Punk 2: On a scale of one to ten, one being not-so-extreme and ten being extremely-extreme, I'd give that a NINE POINT FIVE!
Extreme Punks: (in unison) EXTREME!

by The Movie King September 11, 2006

Kayaking

kayaking is akin to motorboating but with small breasts

I was kayaking this flat chick last night. I had a weird half chub.

by Juciy jamba December 25, 2018

Kayamping

A conjunction of the words "kayak" and "camping."

Describes a weekend in which kayaking, camping, alcohol, small arms, and a superfluous amount of food are all involved.

It's an event defined by "manliness," but not exclusively reserved for males.

"I spent all Friday cramming booze into my kayak, just called the boys, gettin' ready for a long weekend of kayamping."

by Sam-wise June 26, 2009

Kayaking

slang for the act of a married woman having lesbian sex with another woman.

Kostas didn't realize that when his wife went "kayaking", her partner was kayaking HER!

by Morphy December 14, 2003

kayaking

The act of paddling or surfing a kayak. In a kayak you sit flat with the legs straight out, and you typically use a kayak paddle with a blade on each end of the paddle, however a canoe paddle or hand fins or hands can be used. In solo kayaks you sit in the center of the kayak, and in tandem kayaks you sit either close together or more towards the end. There are lots of different types of kayaks to go kayaking in. These include but are not limited to white water play boats, river kayaks, sit on top kayaks, sea kayaks, expedition kayaks, and tandem kayaks.

I think some people prefer kayaking alone to canoeing with another person because they don't have to do all the work, when they are stuck with a jerk who refuses to paddle. In some cases they like the freedom of kayaking alone because it allows them to get very very far away from the person they are paddling with.

by mlhiss April 2, 2008