kavanaugh

The act of unveiling one's penis and thrusting the phallus unexpectedly, and undesirably, in close proximity to the face of an intoxicated peer, with sexual intent.

Yo dawg, when I was a freshman I straight up kavanaugh'd this girl! I tried to do it my senior year of high school too but my bro came in. Glad I got the full college experience tho.

by Meme-man2000 September 23, 2018

kavanaugh

cold beer, consumed rapidly

Hey, bro, lets grab a case of kavanaughs, pick up Christine, and make friends with the PGA golfers at the club!

by Political Operative October 6, 2018

kavanaugh cryin

To over dramatically pretend to cry in an attempt to gain empathy when credibility fails.

A tantrum thrown in order to deflect accountability for one's misdeeds & inadequacies, usually by an over privileged, entitled individual unaccustomed to consequences for their bad behavior.

Black Out Brett couldn't refute the growing mountain of evidence against his character, unethical behavior, questionable personal finances or even answer basic questions regarding law, procedure & the Constitution. So he went on this crazy ass rant about daddy's calendars & pulled some Kavanaugh cryin. How embarrassing.

Jenny straight up caught her man in the act screwing another woman. He thought his Kavanaugh cryin would keep her from dumping him.
It did not.

Everyone in the play group got a cookie, but Sally wanted everyone else's for herself. She started Kavanaugh cryin, screaming about being victimized & threatened to throw herself off the teeter totter. What a brat!

by Snappy Capricorn October 7, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To become so intoxicated you have no recollection of waving your dick around like you just don’t care

Maaan, I went to that party and I wasn’t just trashed. I wasn’t just wasted. I was straight up Brett Kavanaugh drunk.

by BKdrunjj September 26, 2018

kavanaugh scale

The likelyhood, on a scale of 1 to 10, of a person being molested or assaulted in a given institution.

Sue "I got into Yale!"
Brett "You better be careful, I heard that's a six on the Kavanaugh scale."

by Teeeeeeerent October 2, 2018

Kavanaughed

To get locked in a room and groped with a hand over your mouth.

Shut your mouth bitch, before you get Kavanaughed.

by Braintank October 5, 2018

Kavanaughed

To be on the recieving end of drunken sexual misconduct and/or assault.

The party was ruined for Mindy after Bobby Kavanaughed her.

by JimmyRussells October 6, 2018