kerry katona

english large breasted coke head who is famous for being famous

damn i hate that bitch kerry katona

by jennytightlips February 12, 2008

Katanatard

A person who unquestioningly believes any (or possibly every) myth, no matter how incredulous, about the cutting power, efficiency, design, manufacture, materials (typically the steel) and other attributes of the katana (whether an artifact or a replica), especially in the hands of a samurai, ninja or some other action hero. Typically, the katanatard will also feel the need to make similar extravagant claims him/herself to everyone else (especially any skeptics), in spite of a typically superficial knowledge at best of militaria and military history. Often also a japanophile, sometimes also an otaku, and possibly, but not necessarily, also someone with a sexual fetish for the katana.

Origin: Blend of "katana" and "retard", probably modeled on "fucktard" and similar words with -tard as the second element.

I heard this one guy on the boards go: "European plate armor? That's the best you can do? Please. An Edo-Period katana could cleave a Sherman Tank in two." Damn katanatards these days...

by Causal Object of Gamer Desire September 19, 2009

Kalyn

A beautiful, selfless person who tends to yell be never in a bad way, she's always joking around and making people laugh. She's someone who truly brings the light to your eyes. She is beautiful in every way. She acts like she's not pretty but she is gorgeous! She is fun loving and smart. She is always hyper and willing to do crazy things. If you have a Kalyn in your life your extremely lucky. I love the Kalyn in my life so much and I was stupid enough to let her go.

Kalyn, I love you.

by BreTheDirt December 22, 2017

Kalynne

Kalynne is an outgoing person with lots of energy. Kalynne is as sarcastic as you can get. She has her own definition of beauty. Kalynne is a great friend. A person with the name of Kalynne works hard and plays even harder. Kalynne is a person you want to know!

Kalynne has nice ass nice body sense of humorloyalness Kalynne is truthful and is really awesome

by Attorney General Awesome February 5, 2010

kalyn

Kalyns are so pretty they practically glow with beauty! They are so funny and fun to be around! They are always laughing and happy! They are the best friends to have because they are always they for you! Kalyns are very liked by boys! They are very good at relationships! They are very popular. Everyone wants to be there friend! If you know a Kalyn you are a very lucky person!

Boy 1: That girl is so pretty! She looks like a goddess!

Boy 2: she must be a Kalyn!

by supercutie121 June 8, 2014

Katanya

Most amazingly beautiful and bootylicious creature to grace this planet with her wiley ways. Commonly associated with Snap Neck injuries incurred by fellas coping a perv on her fine form. Sweet to behold.

Dr: Ah, ha. I see. You have Snap Neck
Perv: Oh.... it was Katanya. She was crossing the street.

by Jamjunk February 4, 2010

Katy C

Jessica is the most amazing girl you will ever meet basically. She is known to be the sexiest person who walked the planet. Boys get nervous when around her and a lot of boys have a crush on her. Jessica is aspired to by others. She will show you a good time and also has a crazy/wild side to her. When you meet a Jessica, you will have a hard time forgetting her! She falls in love easily and loves to laugh. But she has a down side to her, she can take control sometimes. She likes to be the leader in every situation and is not afraid to voice her opinion. When she falls in love, she falls deep. Boys love her! Jessica in a term means goddess. She has incredible looks. When you find a Jessica, don't let her go! Shes beautiful, talented and has an amazing body. Guys like to often flirt with her but she doesn't take that to heart. She isn't perfect, but then again, who is? Shes very active and likes to do very crazy and scary things. Jessica likes to dress kinda nice and when gets complimented, denies all of it. Shes very artistic and is a great dancer. Boys are lucky to have her! Shes also very supportive and a great friend! She speaks her mind and doesn't care what people think! She has great eyes and hair. Jessica is very loyal and open, her family value her a lot. She is loved by lots of people and even people whom she might not know about! She is an all round amazing person who everyone is grateful to have in their lives.

Katy C: Damn! That Jessica chick is fucking hot.

by tysmforapprovingthis February 11, 2021