catafuckinstrophe (katafakinstrofa)

Is the result when an ordinary event becomes a cataclysm of epic measures.

It is fail of epic measures.

Yesterday party was catafuckinstrophe (katafakinstrofa).

How did you do your exam?
- It was catafuckinstrophe, I didn't know anything

by Andrija Japrak July 21, 2009

Katalina

Katalina is the most amazing beautiful girl you will ever meet, she has something special about her that can make anyone smile no matter what. Katalina is happy fun person to be around and is there if you ever need to tell someone something that gets you down or just need to talk about it. She is sweet smart girl that can be nasty but that what makes her human and who can blame a girl that trust.

Person 1: Josh is so lucky to be dating katalina
Person2: yeah

by Zoombot2003 January 1, 2018

Katanya

Most amazingly beautiful and bootylicious creature to grace this planet with her wiley ways. Commonly associated with Snap Neck injuries incurred by fellas coping a perv on her fine form. Sweet to behold.

Dr: Ah, ha. I see. You have Snap Neck
Perv: Oh.... it was Katanya. She was crossing the street.

by Jamjunk February 4, 2010

Chainsaw Katana

The most powerful weapon in all existence. It has been known to cause multiple emotions in humans, the two most common being fear and sexual desire. It is thought that chuck norris himself crafted this destroyer of worlds. Photographs and drawings of the divine weapon must have an explosion photo shopped in the background so that the paper doesn't burn up from the awesomeness.

Man 1: Did you hear about that planet exploding the other day?
Man 2: Yeah, must have been a Chainsaw Katana

by joeydud15 August 30, 2013

Katalina

One of the most hyper person on the earth. She will still and eat all the candy you have, so watch out. She thinks the best of everyone, will always have positive thoughts and will always be one of the best friends you will ever have. She is basically a Courtney but with the name of katalina
She does have a temper but you will only see it a few times a year. She will always be happy and loving. She is super innocent, so don't talk about things that are not for good uses ( like banana guns). She is also a super book worm and a major fan girl. I recommend not being around her when she is in that stage.

"Katalina what are you reading."person 1
" You know the HON"katalina
"Cool what is about?"person 1
"Don't go there " person 3

"Okay anyway, I have a candy bar if abyone wants it"person 1
"I'll take it"katalina

"Okay here" person 1
" you just messed up. You'll have to take care of her."

by Katpat December 24, 2016

Katalina

Someone very kind but also cool that everyone can't help loving.

Person 1: I love Katalina so much
Person 2: I know, she's so nice!
Person 3: I only stalk Katalina, but she seems awesome!

by thatawesomedude123 June 18, 2011

Kataklysm

Kataklysm, is a fucking awesome Death Metal band from Canada. Their recent albums have kicked more ass than Chuck Norris. Shadows and Dust, Serenity in Fire, and In the Arms of Devastation are awesome albums that any TRUE metal fan should take a look at.

Poser Metal fan "Dood! Liek, what's Kataklysm? Are they as brutal as Slipknot?"

Set "Slipknot couldn't hold a god damn candle to the greatness of this band. GTFO and go buy In the Arms of Devastation."

by Set Abominae March 15, 2007