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kumbucha

n.
pronunciation /kum-'BUU-chuh/
etymology - accidental misspelling of kombucha from the System of a Down song "Sugar"; Korean - Kom (Doctor of some sort) + bucha (a Japanese herb)

(masc.) A wickedly sarcastic and insanely intelligent virtual entity noted for razor sharp wit and uncanny common sense and candor. Most commonly visaged as a big black cat, with the occasional appearance as a skinny white former ballet dancer. Well known for outrageous one-liners and obscure comedic references, the kumbucha is most comfortable demonstrating practical uses of general semantics and linguistics, and is adept at relating psychological, sociocultural-anthropological, and sociological interpretations of online behaviour. As a virtual presence, it is often best not to take the kumbucha too seriously, lest ye be drawn into a convoluted debate over the ineffectiveness of one's debating tactics.

Also known as: Big Bad K; the da Vinci of Sarcasm; Kum; Kumblotch; kizzle bizzle
Kumbucha's on a flame rampage again! You just gawt PWND!!!
by Jey Smith November 9, 2008
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Kombucha girl

being Indecisive about weather you like something or not
i really like this show!

actually i don’t.
maybe i do?
yeah i do.

actually no i don’t

omg i sound like the kombucha girl
by Danika is awesome October 16, 2019
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kumbucha

did you drink that kumbucha? ewww its hell water!
by thats what your mom said October 7, 2020
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Kombucha

GUUGH! UGH! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS!? WHY WOULD YOU DRINK THIS!? WHY AREN'T THEY OUT OF BUSINESS!? IT'S LIKE CARBONATED PRUNE JUICE-DIARRHEA! AACK!!
Iam "Here try this."

Hym "Oh, you're awake. Why? What is it?"

Iam "Kombucha."

Hym "Alright.... AACK! WHAT IS THIS? DID YOU POISON ME!?"

Iam "Hehehe right? It tastes ALMOST good."

Hym *cough* *cough* "Ugh! It's like drinking ginger ale out of a dead fish! 🤢"

Iam "Yeah.... I don't think I'll ever buy this again..."
by Hym Iam June 3, 2022
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Kombucha

Contrary to popular belief, Kombucha DOES NOT refer to a variety of oolong tea. It is, in fact, an archaic term referring to the externally visible portions of a female's genitals. The term was popularly used in the Victorian era by Ladies in London's High Society to refer to their ungroomed, if not exceedingly hairy, 'nether regions'.
"Ohh, Mr. Darcy! Will you do me the honor of sniffing my Kombucha?" Implored Elizabeth, once Jane had left them alone together for a moment in the Conservatory.

Darcy knelt, took in a deep whiff and then after a long pause, punctuated only by the delightful song of a caged canary, replied, "Hmmm! It's sweeter than I expected, almost fruity!"
by unit1of1 July 25, 2014
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Kombucha

A drink for boomers.
Dave loves kombucha because he’s 30 and gay.
by yamisu June 11, 2020
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Kombucha

It’s a defense mechanism used for woman Who backtalk a superior male The action consist of a backhand to the side of the noggin
Macy was talking shit to Shane so he kombucha that bitch across the face
by Superiormale69 December 20, 2020
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