Kalem

A good looking guy who gets all the girls and has a best friend called josh. Also if a girl saw him she would instantly be jealous and wet.

Girl 1: Oh my god that boy is so fit!
Girlfriend: I no right thats Kalem my boyfriend.
Girl 1: Lucky son of a fucking bitch!! ( walks off in anger )

by DaFuSe August 23, 2012

Kalem

A Kalem is a booty loving memelord who has ridiculous but surprisingly well thought out ideals and will make any girl wet from a slight glance

Holy shit Kalem is here he’s so kewl, I wish he was my friend

by Qwelum June 4, 2018

Kalob

An extremely gorgeous guy with pretty eyes who has a highly nice personality and knows how to make everyone laugh with a sarcastic humor.Someone whos friendship you want to grab a hold of and never let go.

Kalob...not Caleb!

by shexyconverse6 June 3, 2011

Kaloni

A Kaloni is smart and really funny. Her smile is beautiful and contagious as well as her laugh. When Kaloni walks in the room you can't help but be excited to see her. Kaloni gives amazing hugs. Feel free to tease kaloni when its right.....Don't worry, she'll dish it back. Kaloni makes a great best friend who while dealing with her own life stresses will always help you feel better. Kaloni is a beautiful girl with an amazing smile and personality. You should always keep a Kaloni around.

Kalonis are AKA Aca-Loni; Aca-awesome.

"Did you see that Kaloni?"
"Yea she's Aca-awesome!"

"No.....She's Aca-Loni!!"

by Aca-Who? January 22, 2013

kalomazing

Performing the sexual act of masturbation while wearing a bear costume.

'Oh my god babe, im kalomazing all over the place'

by tizzingallovertheplace August 8, 2023

Dirty kalem

One sexy mother fucker who likes when there girl takes control and is more dominant than him. He likes being cuffed and slapped around but when he takes matters into his own hands he will rip u apart like how a lion devours it’s prey.

Bro I just finished with that dirty kalem, man it was a night to remember.

by A pee pee scared user July 21, 2021

Kalman

To Kalman is to manipulate language in both an unusual but effective way.

Last night i asked Dave who that old king of England was and he totally kalmaned when he said "oh right it was i don't give a fuck"

by Christopher Trout June 6, 2011