kalomazing

Performing the sexual act of masturbation while wearing a bear costume.

'Oh my god babe, im kalomazing all over the place'

by tizzingallovertheplace August 8, 2023

Kalomaze Moment

When you have a brainfart and cannot form coherent speech leaving you to say unfunny jokes or private information

Dude: *says unfunny joke*
Dude 2: Now that was a Kalomaze moment

by Sundae C² February 18, 2021