Kaleidoscope

When a man ejaculates in his sex partners eye.

"Why is she wearing an eye patch?"
"I totally pulled a kaleidoscope on her last night."
"Nice.."

by AsHaSauR March 24, 2010

kaleidoscope

A silly sally who cuts you off and clearly has no idea how to drive. This person has likely had slurpies and bread rolls thrown at them for sucking at life and probably doesn't have a license either.

Piss out your ass, you fucking kaleidoscope!

by Battoo May 19, 2008

creamy kaleidoscope

Achieved when one cums barely across the retina of another, and the recipient looks directly into a source of light.

Man, I gave her such a great creamy kalediscope that her optometrist cancelled her laser eye surgery, and asked for my home number.

Aww shit, that's good looking out man.

by Prince November 30, 2004

Kaleidoscope

a person who never eats grapes or bananas

sarah had trouble on the fruit farm because of her disability as a kaleidoscope

by Fufu La Morte March 29, 2005

kaleidescope yawn

A kaleidescope yawn is the act of vomiting.

"Man, can you believe that chick did a kaleidescope yawn after only one shot? She turns the act of vomiting into such a big deal".

by felinegroovey June 23, 2008

kaleidoscope creative

Someone who sees the world through a colorful, multifaceted lens. They are passionate, free-spirited, adaptive individuals who are in a constant state of evolution, innovation, and growth. Through advertising, their entrepreneurial spirit, psychological insight, cultural curiosity, and visionary design blend together to bring ideas to life. Their mind is always twisting and turning to create bright new ideas.

Wow, Andrea is such a kaleidoscope creative. We must hire her at once.

by itnasaroca August 3, 2016

Kaleidoscope

Jowi is dumb

“Oh would you look at that, someone finally realized that kaleidoscope!”

by I thrown overboard with the t January 3, 2021