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Kachenga

This is a living beast that can shred some serious noob. Has vast knowledge of sexy time and loves to practice and improve on his girlfriend. People get stunned quite easily by kachenga because he is just so awesome and talented.

A massive amount of seamen freshly ejaculated from Kachenga's love sack.

A highly desirable mate for the opposite sex with a very good, clean DNA.

A town in Zambia, Africa.

It feels like it will never stop and only gets better as time goes on.

About 9 inches of pure rock solid pleasure with amazing girth and shaft.
"Yeah baby, I'm about to kachenga your ass!"

"You should of seem this girl a couple of nights ago, she was totally away with it it was so funny!! That was the Kachenga coming out in her!!!"

"You have been awarded the Kachenga medal of sexual advancement and innovation"

Dial a Cheng

"If only I had the power of Kachenga, I could last for hours and actually be good at things!!"

"You know, you could easily get a piece of that bird if you use the Chengie chat."

"Doctor.... DOCTOR!!!! We have more casualties in the emergency room. Looks like they've been Chengd up real bad...... They might not make it."

"Go on babe, please....... Touch my cheng with your mouth"
by Bonoboblojo March 21, 2010
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Kachunk

Ew, I totally heard my roommate and her girlfriend last night. It was kachunk kachunk all night long.
by PyramidHeadLove October 2, 2009
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kachang

a exclamatory term, used when you, stub your toe, hit your head, have to do something you dont want, etc. .
KACHANG, I stepped on that fucking thorn

or

KACHANG, where the hell is my cell phone?

or

kachang that shit
by Houser December 19, 2007
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Kachingas

Overly ornate junky looking decoration hanging on clothing or apparel which definately borders on the totally ridiculous.
Hey! Will you look at that new style Coach bag with all those kachingas hangin off it? Terrible
by AfricanOrchid October 9, 2005
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kachinganut

The expression that defines the full extent of the euphoria during ejaculation. It gives a slight comical sense to sex, which makes it 100 times better.
Guy: Shit I'm gonna nut!
Girl: Holy shit already?!
Guy: K-k-k-k-kachingaNUT!
by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017
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Kahungas

When you shit and it says "kahung" and then it´s gone
i just made a kahungas on your toilet bruv
by Yungsexymodafoka69 November 2, 2020
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Kachunkulator

Pass me the kachunkulator; the game is about to start.
by PapaHigs March 30, 2022
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