rusty kabob

Ingredients needed:

1. cherry tomato
2. onion
3. green pepper
5. perferably a midget

Start this sexual act by stuffing a cherry tomato, onion, and a green pepper up your partner's ass (perferably a midget).

Next, you pound your partner in the ass 'til all of the vegetables are so mashed they stick to your cockmeat.

Then, yank that dripping pole out of her swollen ass and feed her that dirty man-meat . . . DEEP down her hungry throat . . .

Yummyyyyy ! ! ! ! ! !

My cock was so deep up this midgets ass the tomato from my rusty kabob came out the back of her throat.

by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009

El Kabong

Name: alter-ego of American cartoon character 'Quick Draw McGraw', a masked avenger styled in the manner of 'Zorro' (q.v.), wielding a guitar with which he would subdue evildoers with the exclamation "Ka-Bong!". Created in 1959 by Hanna-Barbera Productions.

The people living near the hacienda were repeatedly harassed by a gang of bandits, until the arrival of the mysterious El Kabong.

by speedog June 14, 2010

kabobamodo

The act of driving recklessly while searching for kabob. It usually results in damage to the car. There are often terrorist looking passengers involved and kabobjam music blaring.

For the love of Allah, slow down before you kabobamodo your bumper again.

by The real kabob king November 3, 2013

Midget kabob

Running full speed into a midgets house holding a long pointy stick

For dinner I want a midget kabob

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

kabodladle

1.a hand job given by an eighth grade slut to a good-kid 8th grader

2.when creepy people grab someone's wang when they are being gang-banged

boy:"what did you do with that ho last night?"
other boy "she gave me kabodladle action"

by ball up boy December 13, 2012

chicken kaboodles

Said by The Butcher from The Academy Is... in a TAI TV.He misheard MGC (as did most people in that episode) and brought him pieces of chicken which he called "chicken kaboodles.
Can be spelled "kaboodles" or "caboodles

"Michael I Got Your Chicken Kaboodles"

by KD5050 June 25, 2007

Kabobed

To be impaled on; also, to be stabbed

"man, i fell of that fence and almost got kabobed on a pole"

by John T M June 11, 2006