kabbalah

When someone rips you off.

"I just got kabbalahed."

by V. February 22, 2005

Kabba

An Islamic holy site where it is believed that the prophet Abraham built the first temple of Gos. It is also where Satan tempted Abraham 50 some odd times.

When a muslim makes his hajj, he must go visit the Kabba

by Khanrad July 8, 2003

kabbab

A person who likes gossip, acts stupidly and cannot pronounce the sound "k" like a normal human being. He will always push himself into your pictures, and will invite himself to movies and parties. Reproduction method is unkown, since there is no female kabbab, but the common kabbab has a great love for russian girls. Has no sense of humor, can't tell one decent joke but laughs from his own jokes, and occasionally says xd rofl and other lame stuff.

Kabbab:KKKKuka kkula is makkking a new cakkkke with Kkkcorn. HAHAHAHA I'M sooo funnnnnyXD!
Person A:God this man is such a kabbab, who invited him anyway?
Person B:He invited himself:(

by Count Berger September 12, 2009

kabba-

Prefix meaning "very non-gentile."

That was a nice kabbacatch by Goldberg in the outfield.

by Anonymous December 16, 2003

Kabbalah

A religion taken to by celebs to gain extra media attention, many show there attention seeking need by wearing a brownie made string bracelet.

Madonna, Britney Spears

by KrazyKim July 15, 2008

kabbalah

The insane, irrational & contradictory babblings spat forth from the foaming mouths of Jewish mystics.

Much beloved of celebrities and others persons of weak character who delude themselves into believing that following the current trendy zeitgeist imparts upon them some degree of depth and/or personal philosophy.

Kabbalah makes scientology look rational

by big\Al October 22, 2004

Kabbalah

You can't be Christian or Jewish and participate in the occult because it is forbidden by God.

Kabbalah is occultic mumbo jumbo!

I wouldn't want to go against the will of god.

by God is not the author of consfusion. March 15, 2005