Definitions by V.

ovaries 

courage; guts. used to empower women and stop balls from being the only sex organs that denote gutsiness.

i dunno if i have the ovaries to jump off that high ledge

ovaries by v. March 30, 2005

bow chica bow wow

used to imitate porno music. what you say in response to sexual innuendo

man it was raining so hard, i'm all wet now
bow chica bow wow

bow chica bow wow by v. March 30, 2005

stalking the neighborhood

something to do in the suburbs when you're bored. leave zucchinis on your neighbor's porches (but only on leave a zucchini on your neighbor's porch day), show up univited to people's houses you barely know, make a fool of yourself on the street.

man i'm bored what do you wanna do?
i dunno let's go stalk the neighborhood

stalking the neighborhood by v. March 30, 2005

kabbalah 

When someone rips you off.

"I just got kabbalahed."

kabbalah by V. February 22, 2005