Juxtapos

The act of learning someone is a piece of shit over time compared to who the person was thought to be.

I thought Chad was a good guy, turns out he's just a piece of shit. That fake juxtapos.

by Hamrix July 22, 2019

juxtapost

When two dissimilar social media posts follow one-another and they make an enhanced meaning together

The post on "The Feeling of Being Watched " was followed by a picture of a big-eyed Flying Lemur, the juxtapost was hilarious

by HerMajestysMerkin November 11, 2019

The Murray Juxtaposition

To spend money lavishly on items, experiences or fads that are not essential to everyday life. All the while complaining at a lack of money or poor social of living conditions for yourself or your family. Particularly prevalent during periods of insecurity surrounding someones residence/living arrangements.

(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)

Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months! We can’t afford to move right now.

Jack: Does that mean you’ll be giving up the season ticket then? That sucks mate.

Andy: Oh no thats staying. Me and the family are heading down for a few days next weekend.

Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition

by anonymous June 3, 2022

The Murray Juxtaposition

To spend money lavishly on items, experiences or fads that are not essential to everyday life. All the while complaining at a lack of money or poor social of living conditions for yourself or your family. Particularly prevalent during periods of insecurity surrounding someones residence/living arrangements.

(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)

Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months. We can’t afford to move right now.

Jack: Guessing that means you won’t be renewing the season ticket then? That sucks mate.

Andy: Oh no thats staying. Im heading down with the family for a few days next week. Might splash out on a hospitality package.

Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition

by anonymous June 3, 2022

Juxtaposer

One who places contrasting objects side by side.

One who stands amid a vividly contrasting scene or environment and attempts to utilize the chamelion effect.

A burly American walking through Vietnam wearing a bamboo hat.

A dog hiding a stuffed animal by putting it under a shoe.

The juxtaposer walked into a saloon wearing bright yellow rubber boots and an orange fedora.

by Surfingdanet July 25, 2011

juxtapository

An adjective for "juxtaposition".

"Check that granny out. She's frail as the Dickens, but she beat up that cage fighter like it wasn't even a thing. How juxtapository."

by Bernard McGraw March 13, 2010

Juxtaposer

1. A person who pretends to hate something most people like (or vice versa), simply because they think it will make them a more interesting or unique person overall.

2. A person who will change their opinion of something on a whim to match someone who (they admire or look up to) believes something else of it.

Guy 1: Bro, Twenty One Pilots is really good right now!
Guy 2: Nah, they've gotten too mainstream.
Guy 1: Yeah, you're right, their old songs were good.
Guy 2: That newest song is pretty good tho.
Guy 1: Yea, that's what I said!
Guy 2: Dude, quit being such a damn juxtaposer

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Person 1: Man, Infinity War was pretty good!
Person 2: I can't wait till' the sequel!
Person 3: Nah, it was pretty bad.
Person 2: What? Why?!
Person 3: Well, the acting wasn't *that* great...
Person 1: Is that it?
Person 3: Errr... Well, the effects-
Person 2: You're just being a juxtaposer.

by Dr. Boredom July 5, 2018