Juggalo

Someone who makes Aids and sodomy tolerable

Guy 1: "So what kind of music do you listen to?"

Guy 2 :"Mainly Icp, i'm a pretty big juggalo"

Guy 1 :*Shoots himself in face*

by Helluhsickryan December 28, 2009

Juggalo

An extremely confused individual that doesnt realize that no one cares about their bullshit threats of physical violence while they dress up as clowns and get mad when people laugh at them for their idiocy. Also very confused on everyday cutlery claiming that a meatcleaver is a hatchet in a brilliant display of denial and retardation. They listen to the Insane Clown Pussies or ICP (which also stands for Illegal Child Pornography) which is a pathetic excuse for a rap group. ICP regularly sucks eminems penis and licks his asshole. Juggalos in general dont seem to have the reasoning skills needed to comprehend the fact that when they dress up like clowns and threaten to chop everyone up with a meat cleaver it makes them look utterly ridiculous in the face of those members of society that process rational thought. The Juggalo can commonly be heard admitting mental retardation by claiming they are, "downsyndrome with the clown", they percieve this as a threat while the rest of society percieves this as a joke. More proper terms for a Juggalo are Juggabitch, Juggafag, and Mentally Retarded.

Juggalo: "Dont fuck with me cuz im down with the clown and ill fuck you up"

Rational Person: "Youre a complete idiot go jump in front of traffic and do darwin a favor please."

by The Muffin Man 69 ver 3.0 October 29, 2009

Juggalo

Fans of the band "Insane Clown Posse". Many of these people believe that their life sucks, and that everyone who thinks ICP sucks are bigots, rich, or white. While I am white, please note that I am just a skinny white kid from a lower-middle class suburb, and am in no way rich or bigoted. Aaaaaaaaaaaanyway, most of them are just out for attention, and believe that "Juggalo-ism" (I made it up, so what?) is a legitimate life-style, when it's actually just being an emo, whiny, bitchy, attention-craving douche while wearing clown make-up. They also like Faygo, because their gods, ICP, tell them to, and because they're complete and utter tools.

Juggalo: Yo' dawg ICP fo' lyfe, homiegeedoghomeskillet fooooooooooo'.

Me: Eh, I don't like 'em too much.

Juggalo: YOU B HATIN' ON DA ICP, FOO'? U FUCKIN' BIGOTED RICH ASS MUHFUCKA! I GON' GET SUM HOMIES N BEET YO' ASS DOWN, WHITEY!

Me: Aren't you white, too, dumbass?

by Demin April 1, 2009

Juggalo

Fag posers that like to wear makeup and talk a lot of shit but never back it up

Behind the club Eminem pistol whipped a juggalo fag and the bitch and his "Homies" ran like hell.

by Juggalo Hater May 23, 2008

Juggalo

The reason babies cry at the sight of clowns.

"The only thing that didn't develop was his brain, poor, disgusting Juggalo."

by NUrban February 15, 2010

Juggalo

A male prostitute.

I'm bored, what do you wanna do?
Wanna go chill with some juggalos homies?

by JUGGALOHOMIE4EVA May 31, 2009

Juggalo

A Juggalo is generally someone who listens to "The Insane Clown Posse". Most juggalos whine and complain about how terrible their life is, instead of growing a pair and dealing with it. Generally a middle class child from the suburbs of sunny Florida.

Silent Gay and Faggy 2 Dope are a disgrace to all of Detroit, and completely dilute what Detroit is really about. Havin' fun and kickin' ass.

Rational Person: Damn, things aren't going well right now. I'm gonna call up some friends to cheer me up.

The next day:
Wow, what a great party haha.

Juggalo: Damn yo, society's fucked up. Why ain't it normal to wear face paint at the age of 22 dog? They discriminatin' at us, callin' us freaks. Why we so poor, why errybody be hatin' on me. MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING MORE SULKING.

The next day: Suicide.

by DxTroit June 18, 2009