An infestation in American High Schools, usually consisting of losers and dropouts. This crowd listens to obnoxious as well as ridiculous and laughable music. Their life revolves around a group who call themselves ICP, or Insane Clown Posses. ICP’s goal is to worn the world of impending doom. Each Joker's Card (album) featured the cryptic message "After All Six Have Risen The End Of Time Will Consume Us All". Another important thing about Juggalos are that they’re mad faggots who cannot fight or take criticism for their pathetic music and existence.
by refresco December 14, 2007
they're a group of punk pussy whipped faggots that listen to I.C.Pussies. any juggalo you see or hear from is a pussy and runs from fights and they all talk a lot of shit.
they follow stupid ass music that tells them how to live and Faggot 2 dope and Silent Gay are a group of pussies to I mean if they talk about murder and fucking weed then they discard fucking KMK what the fuck and they all talk shit and have some random false facts, and they disgrace music because 1. they have no skills 2. they have all there listeners act like best of fucking friends from the moment they see there little hatchet man. so these pussies need to get their heads out of there asses and stop NOT claiming slob and just fucking join so it's one less what the fuck do you claim type of day
they follow stupid ass music that tells them how to live and Faggot 2 dope and Silent Gay are a group of pussies to I mean if they talk about murder and fucking weed then they discard fucking KMK what the fuck and they all talk shit and have some random false facts, and they disgrace music because 1. they have no skills 2. they have all there listeners act like best of fucking friends from the moment they see there little hatchet man. so these pussies need to get their heads out of there asses and stop NOT claiming slob and just fucking join so it's one less what the fuck do you claim type of day
by Crippin1 October 17, 2009
A juggalo/juggalette are emo-wiggers who think fuckin faggots like icp,twiztid,abk,or boondox are rap/hip-hop,they also enjoy drinking cheap ass flat faygo rootbeer and going to gatherings were they worship icp.
by michael is suppa fly July 11, 2008
A fairly new "cliche" they are completely ignorant fucktards, and mentioning anything against them will have you labeled a "hater" for life. Also do not know how "fucking magnets" work
by lok one November 19, 2010
The largest international support system for loosers ever concieved by loosers. One can rest assure that anyone with said affiliation is a complete and total failure in any and all aspects of being a reasonable human being and life in general.
Juggalo: Yo I be down wit twiztid and da wicked clowns till I ded in da ground its all about da homies and gettin dat neddin na mean?
Perfectly normal valued tax payer and otherwise valued contribution to society:
What the fuck are you talking about?
Perfectly normal valued tax payer and otherwise valued contribution to society:
What the fuck are you talking about?
by infearofbeingkilledbyclowns October 06, 2010
juggalo (fucking homos) that think there all badass cuz they walk around with there little sisters make up on and try to fuck with little 5 year olds cuzs every1 else with beat the living fuck out of them the also think that ICP is music even thou we all no its just some fucking idiot that makes noise that sounds like shit that comes out of ur ass and they also say to fuck farm animals or some fat slut bitch that cost them $300 to try n fit there like inch worms in her fucking elephant pussy every1 considers them to b fags or pussies and wiggers
kevin was a juggalo and he got his ass beat because he tried to fuck up some 5 year old but was to much of a pussy and kevins mom fucked him in is ass every night with her fat strap on
all juggalos+death(in example droping a bomb on there house, popping a cap in there ass if u a jungle baby, sticking there hand in there ass and hitting them in the head with there anal toy AKA there hatchet, punching them in the fucking face, getting ur 5 year old brother or sister to fuck them up, or simply cut there head off with there hatchet) = a fucking better world with out all these clown faced flaming faggets
all juggalos+death(in example droping a bomb on there house, popping a cap in there ass if u a jungle baby, sticking there hand in there ass and hitting them in the head with there anal toy AKA there hatchet, punching them in the fucking face, getting ur 5 year old brother or sister to fuck them up, or simply cut there head off with there hatchet) = a fucking better world with out all these clown faced flaming faggets
by juggalo assassin (KJOS) June 27, 2010
fans of the music group insane clown posse.
the vast majority are pedophiles with a penchant for females in the 10-14 age range.
they buy clothes that would normally cost 10 dollars for over 100 because they have poor cartoon images of their cult leaders on them.
the drug of choice among this subculture is glue and gasoline.
rarely will a juggalo attend to their basic hygiene, resulting in a foul stench and rotting teeth.
generally do not properly clean themselves after bowel movements.
the average penis size of a juggalo male is 3 inches as opposed to 6 inches for the rest of the human race.
the average size of the juggalo females vagina is 4 times that of the average post-childbirth vagina.
75-100% of juggalos have some sort of sexually transmitted disease despite the fact that only 10% are sexually active.
the short term memory of most juggalos only allows them to remember phrases of 3 or less words.
the shoe of a juggalos stench resembles that of a 4th world outhouse.
the vast majority are pedophiles with a penchant for females in the 10-14 age range.
they buy clothes that would normally cost 10 dollars for over 100 because they have poor cartoon images of their cult leaders on them.
the drug of choice among this subculture is glue and gasoline.
rarely will a juggalo attend to their basic hygiene, resulting in a foul stench and rotting teeth.
generally do not properly clean themselves after bowel movements.
the average penis size of a juggalo male is 3 inches as opposed to 6 inches for the rest of the human race.
the average size of the juggalo females vagina is 4 times that of the average post-childbirth vagina.
75-100% of juggalos have some sort of sexually transmitted disease despite the fact that only 10% are sexually active.
the short term memory of most juggalos only allows them to remember phrases of 3 or less words.
the shoe of a juggalos stench resembles that of a 4th world outhouse.
we caught a juggalo kissing a 12 year old at the mall today. we beat his ass and he said "you ain't down wit da family ninja! da dark carnival be comin for yo ass WOOP WOOP!
by treezy z May 14, 2011