judgement day

The day when Skynet, a global defense program, goes active and turns the machines against the human race. John Connor is our only hope. "There is no fate but what we make."

Honey, take the trash out, tomorrows Judgement Day.

by We get pwned February 18, 2005

judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

someone who judges without knowing anything about it.

or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk

guy: your music sucks

girl: why you're nothing but a judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

by Wolfie SiriusBlack February 13, 2015

judgement day

An idea held in atleast all 3 abrahamic faiths (Islam, Christianity, & Judaism) whereby every human that ever lived will be raised after death to be judged on account of: what he / she believed, and what he / she did with the talent, time, and circumstances they were given in their mortal existence. Moreover, they will be shown what they had done on earth and, witnesses such as, but not limited to: angels, animals, body parts, the land, and ultimately, God. Witnesses will speak in offense or in favor of the human standing judgement. The outcome will result in Paradise / eternal bliss /Heaven or Hell / Torment / agony based on said criteria..However, some may have to face torment (hell) to purify themselves before entering Heaven like gold has to go through a "tormenting" process to become pure gold. < definition represents an Islamic view

"You had better repent and turn toward the cherisher and sustainer of the universe before judgement day."

by 23(tu-three) December 26, 2005

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology made by Logan Paul.

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and i don't expect to be forgiven

by SpecialID March 5, 2021

judgementalist

noun: One who labels others based on limited scope; to criticize without knowledge of what is being criticized.

Judgementalists may think supporters of medical marijuana are a bunch of stoners, but in actuality, they're people who have sympathy for those suffering from a chronic or terminal health problem.

by Rrrosa April 19, 2010

I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology to say when you’re not actually sorry.

“I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement”
- Jake Paul

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

Judgement Joggers

Taking a pair of joggers, tying a noose around the drawstring, noosing the shaft of your penis, and fucking your partner executioner style.

Bro, I used some Judgement Joggers last night and my dick turned blue.

by Gaping Gallows February 28, 2020