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Donna Juanita

The Feminine version of "Don Juan"

A woman who gets together with many men.

A promiscuous woman.
I really like Donna Juanita's. They really know what they're doing.

Are you serious? They are all a bunch of stupid skanks! I hate them!
by donnajuanitajr. October 4, 2009
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peep show janitor

Low-paying, unsavory profession entailing the cleaning of the booths where patrons enter to watch a peep show. Condsidered to be the worst career move a person could ever make, this job rates at the very bottom in the self-esteem and prestige categories.
Dave: Whatever happened to Brad, the valedictorian? Wasn't he voted most likely to succeed back in high school?

Tom: I guess he must have fallen on hard times. Last I heard, he was sucking dick for crack after he was fired from his peep show janitor position.
by Robb H May 11, 2006
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Juanita

Sexy, Freak, unpredictable, intelligent, great in bed, loves to be adventurous and willing to try anything once. Opinionated and loves having the last word. When shes wrong...she's still right. Loves hard and long, Hates hard & long. There is no median. Competitive, cunning, a very smart business woman.
To be a Juanita, takes practice.
To know and love a Juanita, is absolutely self gratifying.
To have had sexual relations with a Juanita ..IS PRICELESS!!
by Only4ureyes February 3, 2010
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Janitor's Nightmare

Also commonly known as the Infield Fly, the Janitor's Nightmare consists of taking a shit in a urinal. Although complicated, the logistics are somewhat reasonable when rationed with.

It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.
kid1: "Hey man, you got 20 minutes? I need a favor."

kid2: "Depends... what?"

kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"

kid2: "Done."
by Derik September 21, 2005
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janitorial shame

When a person embellishes his menial job with an important sounding title
"I work in the maintenance department as a sanitation engineering specialist" bragged Custodian Curtiss, trying to hide his janitorial shame.
by bookworm1635 January 27, 2014
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Janitor

1. People with huge beards in your school that cleans up after your shit, but in reality, they are the rulers of the world. Usually old people with a crazed look in his eyes, they are very wise and the only mens on the planet able to make babies.
2.He's your dad.
1. Voter 1: Hey, is George Bush a janitor?
Voter 2: Nah he's too dumb to be one. Osama is a real janitor. Look at the size of his beard!
by semaca January 10, 2009
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The wandering janitor

The wandering janitor is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves fucking a girl wheelbarrow style while you walk around and mop up spills on the floor with her hair.
dude i janna and i were having sex and i totally gave her the wandering janitor
by mitt greb November 6, 2007
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