Is a funny, caring, lovable, pervertic, sexy, romantic character. He is attractive and may have a complicated relationship. he may have been through a lot. He is daring tough and romantic. He is very romantic he may tell you how much he loves you and tell you that you are beautiful. He may be in a relationship for years but is really in love with his best friend that is a girl. His best friend is the perfect on for him but he stays undecided. He is a huge flirt but....he only loves his best friend. He may have abs and a rock hard body. He can make someone smile everyday he thinks about him. He will never forget who he loves. He is very quiet at first but is a nice trustworthy guy once you get to know him. And he wants to tell his best friend that he has feelings for her too. He has a big heart for everyone. he might be a trouble maker but he can behave if he tries he is not the smartest but can play well in soccer. And he has to be Latino. Anyone who is best friends with a Jostin is very lucky to have a friend like him. The love of his life loves him too and they are meant to be they are far apart physically but mentally they are close. A Jostin will never let the love of his life down.
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by Jenni G November 12, 2013
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Bored on a rainy saturday afternoon, Craig and Philip decided to have a wiener jousting match, where Craig defeated his foe with a mighty joust to Philip's left testicle.
by Big Timber 69 April 19, 2009
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Bryan wanted to prove he was manlier than Steve, so Bryan challenged Steve to a game of rectal jousting. Bryan shit first, and won the battle, proving his masculinity was far greater than pansy-assed Steve.
by AmazingAnus January 23, 2017
Get the rectal jousting mug.when 2 men get on their hands and knees with their asses facing each other with each of them having a gerbil already loaded into their assholes and then place a single clear tube into both participants assholes long enough to fit snugly into both of their asses with enough room in between the two of them to watch the drama unfold. When ready, both contestants try to force each others gerbil into the others asshole, to make it seem as if holding court in the days of king arthur only there are no humans with their lives at stake, instead you are witness to the grand spectacle of gerbil jousting...dressing up the gerbils in time appropriate garb is optional but it does lend a certain air of authenticity to the event. If neither person can force the other gerbil to the other side then you will be witness to the brutal act of hand-to-hand gerbil combat which does happen from time to time. LET THE GAMES BEGIN !!!
MATT: my ass is really sore. MEL: well, maybe you shouldn't have been the official site for this years gerbil jousting contest you big, sloppy fag.
by amanda huginlick March 11, 2010
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by 76anonymous76 June 30, 2019
Get the Jossiney mug.A sport usually conducted by two conflicting red necks in which two parallel trains are heading towards each other. Each redneck would have at arms a standard, medieval style jousting lance. Additionally, they would appear wearing common kitchen supplies such as soup pots and cutting boards as armor. During the event, the trains would charge at each other giving each party an opportunity to strike one another off the train at maximum speed. Although deadly, this sport remains a spectacular way for our friends down south to settle their beef.
by TheSykohRedNeck January 12, 2019
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Ryan Secrest and Rosie O'Donnel went Penis Jousting but Rosie O'Donnel won because her penis is much larger.
by Ben Walker January 17, 2006
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