joring

The act of watching a video on your smart phone while sitting at your desk instead of using the one, two or three computer monitors present.

Pronounced jor-ing or hor-ing (spanish roots)

He was joring the new popular youtube video so as not to draw attention to himself.

by Zol43 October 5, 2016

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Jörmungandr

The World Serpent (Also a The Midgard Serpent) is the son of Loki in Norse mythology (And the brother of Odin in the Marvel Comics) and is the last sign of Ragnarök.

Hym 🤦 ♂️“.... hahahahah..... AAAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Here I am plotting your destruction and, here, you’ve already been destroyed. Not now. Not in the immediate. You may not even live to see your own destruction. But the deed is already done. And in the wake of your destruction comes the fall of heaven. I am the World Serpent. I am Jörmungandr. You want to know how to know which one of us it’s bigger snake? Well, which one do people keep as pets and which one do they avoid? I was already in the loop. You didn’t put me there. You didn’t even know it existed. You weren’t even conscious. And you weren’t a serpent. You bit the apple and it did what the apple does. Your soul has been tainted. And there isn’t enough water in Heaven or on Earth to wash away the filth.”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

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jorging

Slapping with the back of your fingers of your one hand, onto the palm of your other hand. Making a slapping sound, meaning "money", cash, dough, green. Named after the hand signs of Mr. Capurro.

- M: hey, i heard about this new job, are you interested?
- J: (while slapping hands, thus "jorging").. how much man?

by m1ke February 11, 2007

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Joeming

Being called Joseph and having a temper or being angry with something.

Joe + fuming = Joeming

Person 1 "Joe whats up?" Joseph "i cant believe that dick head he stole my pocket money" Person 1 "your Joeming you lad"

by Simba1992 April 30, 2013

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Jörmangandr

The big snake that circled the earth.

My friend: You man isn't that big snake from Norse Mythology big snake.

Me: No it's jörmangandr. Have some respect for the people who got killed by it squiching them.

by pvzgwN1 June 29, 2019

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