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jobber rotation

Term used in fantasy baseball. It is the act of picking up starting pitchers (and then dropping them for a new one) in an effort to win the strikeout and wins categories. Usually pitchers available on the waiver wire aren't very good, hence rotating through jobbers.
I'm down 3-1 in wins and 35-20 in strikeouts. Guess I'll have to do a serious jobber rotation the next few days.
by Bob Johnson Here April 28, 2007
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Joubert

To tell an outlandish lie with no factual basis whatsoever usually with the intention to destroying an opponent usually used in connection with an overbearing abusive semi deranged older female in a position of feigned authority.

It is believed that this word derives from the word jail bait. It applies though to an older woman not a young girl. The root of the issue is the same though -- a female who is dangerous through deception, deceit, and manipulation.

Another theory is that this word derives from an old Amazon word Juuber which meant a very tall, masculine, evil, dangerous woman who kills and eats men and also children. In the deepest jungles, when a man is really upset because at an older woman, he will shout "Juuber." This is considered an obscenity in the Amazon Jungle.
That old Joubert hag lied stating that I had sex with a goat; gee whiz, I live in New York City and have never seen a goat.

Lanette, stop acting like a Joubert.
by Dudman October 21, 2011
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jobber

one whose shortcomings makes others mediocrity look better than it actually is.
Dude, you are such a jobber, the boss was really impressed with my work, because your work makes mine look like something out of Harvard Business school.

"Steph said that you are to be the jobber in this match, cause I need to look good" said HHH
by The Dingo February 3, 2005
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joebert

An inctedible awesome and most amazing man that ever walked the earth and lived in our universe. He is a handful sometimes but is soooo appealing . All the girls will dropped their asses and jaw only looking at him. He's cool an artist, a gift from above no one can handle. All the guys envy him. Guys will turn gays and lesbians into straight.
Wow he's a joebert
by Pshhvta May 15, 2018
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slobber jobber

to perform an intense blow-job on someone
Barry loves to give repeated slobber jobber action.
by moi74 October 18, 2011
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jobern

An insane, hyper, loud, crazy, stupid, beautiful, amazing, talented, athletic, perfect, asian girl. A jobern is a lover, not a fighter, and she'll ALWAYS be there for you. She's so much fun and always brings life to everything. And she makes an AMAZING best friend.
How does jobern have so much energy?
by coolmoney July 1, 2011
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Soiled jobber

soiled jobber, A turd in which hangs off the chin after a rim job.
Man look at his chin, he's a soiled jobber
by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014
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