jonny bluntz

A Jonny Bluntz is indescribable . It isnt just a name ... Its a lifestyle. I mean who can wear all white swaggy clothing and full of gold but still get no pussy?

Wow I really like your swag.. Did you copy Jonny Bluntz?

by lowkeyrossetto July 7, 2016

Jonny bonner

Radcliffe superstar

You know that Jonny Bonner, the superstar

by Infoinfoinfo November 28, 2021

Jonny Bairstow

When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.

Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.

by Bumty July 2, 2023

top jonny bananna

(1) Something done exceptionally well.
(2) An excellent person who’s done something fantastic.

Phrase recorded by 851.

He’s caught that criminal. Top Jonny Bananna.

That Ikea Cupbiard was put together in record time. Top Jonny Bananna.

by Matt 852md July 8, 2018

A right jonny booth

a typical autist who's banter is stale and adds no moral value to a sesh

aye tom's being a right jonny booth tonight ey boys.

by bantscants August 14, 2017

Johnny B'd

Being continuously skipped on rotation by a stingy mother fucker who smokes a bowl to himself in front of company and doesn't share

Man ! I totally got Johnny B'd three times last night...and I could smell that was some good shit !

by Bettywhite June 7, 2014

Jonny and Betty

Popularized in the song of the same title by Meryn Cadell. A type of marriage or relationship between a man and a woman whereby one or both are gay/lesbian, but are together to mask their sexual orientation or keep up an approved appearance for family, friends or other social pressures.

At a Wedding:

girl: Wow, Billy and Sara make a great couple! They're so good together.

guy: Are you nuts?!? Billy's gay, dude! His dad would cut him out of the will if he found out. This is a straight up jonny and betty union.

by 2305jcn September 29, 2011