Something very annoying that Joe (Basic White Nerd) does on a regular basis. This includes, but is not limited to, thinking he is a professional rapper, trying to downplay his severe nerdiness and thinking he is black.
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jodism ; is kinda like being a hippy , dont give a shit for anyone else unless they give a shit about you , you respect people who respect you . weed and stuff is okay , but cocaine and speed and the stronger drugs arent but tbh , if you wanna go ahead and kill yourself , feel free . also , dont judge people untill youve spent atleast 5 seconds with them, 5 second rule is always a must . you have to live life to the full . and be totally honest with people and basicly fuck rules within reason . and have fun
alcohol is allowed
stealing if okay too
murder and rape shit isnt okay thou
jodism ; is kinda like being a hippy , dont give a shit for anyone else unless they give a shit about you , you respect people who respect you . weed and stuff is okay , but cocaine and speed and the stronger drugs arent but tbh , if you wanna go ahead and kill yourself , feel free . also , dont judge people untill youve spent atleast 5 seconds with them, 5 second rule is always a must . you have to live life to the full . and be totally honest with people and basicly fuck rules within reason . and have fun
alcohol is allowed
stealing if okay too
murder and rape shit isnt okay thou
Dude are you catholic?
Nah fuck that shit im a jodist
ooo hows life?
awesome & yours?
sucks , god is suck an ass and he made adam fuck his own kids
join me in jodism then its much better
Nah fuck that shit im a jodist
ooo hows life?
awesome & yours?
sucks , god is suck an ass and he made adam fuck his own kids
join me in jodism then its much better
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See Jainism. (pronounced jyne-ism)
Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"
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Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"
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When people, usually female teens obsess over a mundane boy band.
Symptoms include:
-fainting upon sight of the jonas brothers.
-owning large amounts of jonas brothers merchandise.
-having a jonas brothers fansite as your homepage.
-being female.
-having jonas brothers posters over every single inch of wall in your bedroom.
-a lack of interest in anything other than the jonas brothers.
-making up sexual fantasies about the jonas brothers.
-ect. the list goes on.
Very similar to beatlemania
When people, usually female teens obsess over a mundane boy band.
Symptoms include:
-fainting upon sight of the jonas brothers.
-owning large amounts of jonas brothers merchandise.
-having a jonas brothers fansite as your homepage.
-being female.
-having jonas brothers posters over every single inch of wall in your bedroom.
-a lack of interest in anything other than the jonas brothers.
-making up sexual fantasies about the jonas brothers.
-ect. the list goes on.
Very similar to beatlemania
iwantjonasorgy says: omg, did you see that video of joe jonas dancin to single ladies? it was SOO hawt! mama lieks thos tight clothing! ;)
normalperson says: *sighs*, yes. i did it was kind of disturbing ... i really wasn't interested in seei-
iwantjonasorgy says: HE IZ SOOO HAWT. LIEK OMAHGAUD!
normalperson says: look, Im going to have to let you go. bye.
iwantjonasorgy says: OKAII!! BYESZ!
normalperson says: talk about jonasmania...
normalperson says: *sighs*, yes. i did it was kind of disturbing ... i really wasn't interested in seei-
iwantjonasorgy says: HE IZ SOOO HAWT. LIEK OMAHGAUD!
normalperson says: look, Im going to have to let you go. bye.
iwantjonasorgy says: OKAII!! BYESZ!
normalperson says: talk about jonasmania...
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"Hey Elizabeth, ready for church group this weekend?"
"Sorry, I won't make it. I've switched over to Junism."
"Sorry, I won't make it. I've switched over to Junism."
by mrsa March 21, 2015
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