jonesing

craving; wanting

I'm jonesing for some sushi.

by krystal August 13, 2003

war mongering

Selling a war to an unsuspecting public.
The seller, often a chickenhawk could be anyone with influence, such as an elected official or a talk radio blowhard, who paints the best possible picture of war, ignores the negative aspects of war, and warns of dire consequences of not going to war. Often war mongering hides behind patriotism and the loyalty of troops to deflect criticism.

By mentioning mushroom clouds, Shrub was war mongering, selling Americans a war by using fear tactics.

The war mongering Rush Limpbag said anyone against going to war was not supporting the troops.

by Joe E. King April 12, 2008

Eren Jaegering it

Making yourself seem like the bad guy at the benefit of everyone involved in the situation.

I need to end it with this girl but I don't want to tell her, I'm just going to have to Eren Jaeger it.
*Proceeds to make himself seem like an asshole until she ends things with him first*
Eren Jaegering it.

by coopydog August 24, 2021

jonesing

the act of needing something badly. Usually related to chemical dependency.

I've been jonesing for a joint all day.

by Grant November 8, 2002

jokering

To laugh even when it isn't funny; also, to laugh when no one else gets your joke....

Bob sure laughs at his own jokes a lot...
yeah, he's 'jokering' it

by Tfurth July 31, 2018

point mongering

The act of actively analyzing a graded test, project, paper, etc. for the sole purpose of finding an error in the instructor's ways and "getting back" points to achieve a higher score.

"Why is Keegan arguing with the teacher?" "He's point mongering."

by Doctor_T September 24, 2011

Mike Jonesing

Attempting to gain popularity or make a name for yourself by saying your name aloud, putting your phone number on your shirt, or talking about yourself in the third person.

This guy in the mall was Mike Jonesing; his phone number was printed on his t-shirt.

Guess who I saw at Wendy's?
Who?
Mike Jones!

Weezy Baby! Birdman J R!

by Newport Nuisance March 5, 2009