Joggernaught

A person that steams past you on the pavement as if they had more of a moral right to be there as they are doing something 'healthy'

"I almost got knocked over by a joggernaught this morning"

"Watch out! joggernaught!!"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

jongey

Jongey acts as a replacement for adjectives such as stinky, smelly, pongy and stankin

She is renowned for her jongey snatch, which is why she has no sexual relations

by Jongey May 26, 2020

Death Jogger

Someone who jogs so much they lose so much weight they start to look like a corpse.

"I thought that was a zombie on the side of the road but, it was only a Death Jogger."

by AndrewSohma April 18, 2009

Jonged

To get "owned". This word has started gaining popularity as an alternative for "owned" after initially being used to tease korean kids.
It is of course derived from the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il

"hahaha man you got totally jonged"

"you guys are getting jonged today!"

kid a: "yo mama so fat... when she wear heels she strikes oil!"
kid b: "haha oh shit... i got jonged :("

by Abdul Nusrat May 30, 2007

Joggers nipple

To recieve a short term iritation to the nipples by rubbing on material or carpets!

Joggers nipple he took me from behind in the lexus and my nips rubbed so much on the seat I got joggers nipple, twat dot com!

by sever room ho January 20, 2009

Bajonk-a-jonkers

Female Breasts, fun bags, etc.

Lemme fondle them bajonk-a-jonkers

by Brett G May 31, 2004

Joncer

The slash (same sex) pairing of Panic! At the Disco band members Jon Walker and Spencer Smith.

JON Walker and SpenCER Smith; thus Joncer is born.

-squeel- Have you read the latest Joncer fic? Spencer is adorable!

by Emuerz May 18, 2007