johntel

Amazing girl. Fine ass, gorgeous hair, and nice smile. Always chills, never spills, down ass chick

I went out last night and met a girl named Johntel, I bought a diamond ring to give her the next day.

by Mtea October 28, 2013

johnten

The best ship in NCT. It consist of Johnny and Ten from said group (NCT). They love each other a lot.

—Hey! What’s the best NCT ship?
—Dude, it’s definitely Johnten

by nctrash November 11, 2017

DJ johnzee

a dj who plays non-stop god-awful music at parties. the fact he considers himself a DJ should make all real dj's want to kill this kind of person. he also would be a strong candidate for exception into the johnzee fund

dj johnzee plays 80's music and bad rap, someone break his computer

by the kang February 24, 2004

jontee

Coldest guy in the city, gets alll the women. His motto is :get money disregard,females get money again.

Yooo is that a Jontee? They’re so rare, legend has it if you shake his hand you turn into a block of ice.

by Jboogie T-shirt October 24, 2017

johndeeb

1. (v.) To connect two pieces of electronic equipment that previously were considered incompatible, usually in pursuit of some electro-orgasmic experience.

2. (n.) A soybean that glows in the dark, usually having hallucinogenic properties.

1. As in, "Look how he johndeebed that PSP to a car engine. That is one sick motherfucker."

2. As in, "Dude I ate too many johndeebs, I see flying rainbow monkeys."

by Mister Roboto July 16, 2008

Jontee

The coolest guy! He really is amazing! He gets all the girls but only wants the one he needs. He is tall and very handsome! Jontee doesn't play by the rules hes a bad boy wanted by good girls

'Did you see Jontee yesterday?'
'No I didn't why?'
"He was looking fine as can be!'

by charlie1234567 December 10, 2017

Johntesh

standard froggo
capable of breathing under water at a younger age
amphibious and known for affinity to water

Girl 1: "Have you seen that Johntesh near the pond?"
Girl 2: "Yeah! It had the Atlantic Ocean between his eyes!"

by Amphibian Scholar M.d. December 7, 2017