johnestly

Being honest with your good pal John.

"Yo johnestly, you gotta break up with her dude"

by Mikemurph99 July 18, 2016

Johnesty

Being truthful with the police after being busted for soliciting a prostitute.

I thought johnesty would be the best policy after the cops nailed me for picking up a whore but they still arrested me.

by Marveloso December 21, 2019

Chronic Group Joiners

People who obsessively join any group on Facebook that they see, regardless of whether they agree with it's title or if they know anything about the subject. Done consciously or not, these people may be fans of hundreds of items, people, phrases, and feelings.

*Gets on Facebook and sees feed*

Jasmine has become a fan of Bruce Lee, Not being in a coma, i hate winter!, looking in the fridge over and over again, and 23 other profiles.

Ben has become a fan of Stop joining so many facebook groups! and 14 other profiles.

*Astonished*
"Damn, all my friends are Chronic Group Joiners! Oooo, those profiles look nice..."

And the cycle continues

by Uge1 February 5, 2010

johnese

the language that any John can speak. The language that one speaks when one imitates a John.

Dude I don't understand you! You are speaking Johnese.

by ThatBadgeredKid February 14, 2017

johnessia

Fucking asshole...hot girl with a dimple. Cheats and copies other ppl' s work. Nice and kind but rude at times. Greedy and loud.

Johnessia talked behind my back... Although I have to say she's pretty

by Rude and mean February 22, 2017

johnerri

The definition of johnerri is different she/he always has a nice spirit but she wont show it alwayss

hey johnerri how are u today!!

by Johnerri December 31, 2020

Johneric

Johneric is awesome outgoing easy to talk to nice and very social to everyone around him!!

Johneric is so awesome!!

by icool3000 November 21, 2021