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JOD

The one who is capable to achieve the highest and toughest ever possible.He tends to be the greatest of all time.
Be a man of discipline,leading to a path of becoming jod
by _Man_ October 14, 2023
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Jod

A joke term for God spawned by a post on r/askreddit titled "What if God came down one day and said 'It's pronounced Jod' then left?"
Michael: "Thank Jod Ms. Wormwood let me turn in that poster late."
Vincent: "Please, for the love of Jod, stop saying that. It's getting old."
Michael: "But it's funny!"
Vincent, sighing: "I swear to Jod..."
by Yetch_ October 27, 2021
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Jod

QB Who can't make it past the first round in OCFA, S19 Notre Dame Fighting Irish QB, S20 Kingston Knights QB, S21 Battlehawks alt, S21 Bronx Blue Devils Head coach, despite Jod being a QB and Head Coach in 3 seasons, he can't make it past round 1 of the OCFA Playoffs, recent examples are the S21 Apollos beating the S21 Blue Devils 52-50.
Omgealul Knights really just lost first round, what a group of Jods.
by Jodhatetour October 16, 2020
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Jod

Spunk, Sperm, Semen, Jizm, Jizz, Man-fat etc.
I cracked one out on top of her and a big lump of jod landed on her tits.
by mesohornymeluvulongtime September 25, 2008
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ON JOD

Jesus - Bro i didnt forget to flush
Daddy God - put it on JOD?
Jesus - ON JACK BLACK
by i smell farts April 18, 2022
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Obb Jod

What you yell when get killed in Goldeneye on the Nintendo 64 by your asshole friend who picks Odd Job
“Obb Jod! Obv Jod! Saul fuck you for picking Odd Job!”
by Obb Jod October 12, 2020
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Having a jod

To masturbate, wank, or tickle your penis sexually
"Oh my god i just caught my dad having a jod"
by themadbutcher June 9, 2009
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