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JK Rowling!

A phrase used when you wish to trick another into believing that someone (fictional or otherwise) is dead, when they really are not. Derived from the conclusion of Harry Potter's 7th installment, in which the author declares in so many words,

"Hey guys, our Hero is dead!!

...jk I fooled ya'all :)"
Tom: Dude last night your mom had a stroke after I was through with her.
Mike: ...
Tom: Don't worry man! JK Rowling!
by Tomi the Heffa June 23, 2010
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JK Rowling

1. A genius

2. The goddess of the Harry Potter community.

3. An extremely successful writer, most famous for her series Harry Potter, which is a book series about a wizard who manages to have relationship issues, indirectly kill some of his best friend's siblings, and be a stereotypical angsty teenager along with defeating the most powerful wizard of all time. Go figure.
1. JK Rowling is a genius!

2. Oh, great JK Rowling! Please accept my offering....*mails Harry/Draco fan fiction to her*

3. Harry Potter: Oh...I am so sad! Why is everyone so dead? And why am I so stupid???!!!!
by SongGirl August 28, 2013
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Jk Rowling

Jk Rowling: Dumbledore is gay

Me: Bruh
by nobruhwhy July 3, 2021
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JK Rowling

Staunchly religious.
Hym “Norm Macdonald blew up at a comedian (while he was hosting a game show) for insinuating that JK Rowling wasn’t religious claiming that she was staunchly religious and that she can be quoted (and I’m paraphrasing) saying that if you can’t see the religious iconography that aren’t really watching. Leave it to what’s-his-face to not know what he’s talking about... Again... And he’s crying because he feels bad for himself not because he’s just oh so compassionate.”
by Hym Iam September 30, 2022
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the biggest cunt ever (transphobic, antisemitic, racist, ableist, what fucking not)
by l.wekhypsd8oimjl;km,. May 17, 2023
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jerolling

James was jerolling john back for prancing him yesterday.
by WhatsThat69 October 20, 2018
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Corona-Jowling

The violent shaking of the jowls whilst reacting to the ever-changing unfactual ridiculous hesteria over Corona virus media posts and Friends Facebook propaganda. Often associated with the re-telling or re-tweeting of a Corona virus event not substantiated by any fact or authority.
Did you hear that bill got the corona virus from his goldfish!! (He had no symptoms and made a full recovery)....corona-jowling
by My Corona March 18, 2020
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