jizzum

Jizzum...comes from the rhythm......from the man....with his gland in his hand....produces chowder...from within um!

"Little Johnny took out his little wee-wee and tugged on it until it spit up...Jizzum!"

by Testa Aunt January 13, 2004

Jizzum

Cum , sperm , spuge , male or female ejackulation fluids....

Girl , i got Jizzum all in you hair !!!

You must have be hungry girl , you sucked down all that sweet Jizzum !!!!

by Heyman3000 April 13, 2010

Jizzum Sandwich

a sandwich with a minimum of two oz. of jizz. preferably on a ticket received from the fuzz.

Mr. Chi City, in advance i would like to say no homo. first you should put two oz. of your own jizzum in the ticket, then let four of your freinds also put their jizzum in the ticket. At this point you have a five person jizzum sandwich. then let someone eat the jizzum sandwich.

by talzaietycodythompson July 28, 2009

jizzumped

Jerking off on a guy after jumping him.

That dude is about to get jizzumped! Man, that just adds insult to injury. It's wiggity wack.

by stephorano April 23, 2011

Jizzums

Idioms that deals with jizzing. Preferably when not intended to do so... like in the pants, or while walking in the park. See example.

Hey Steve, your pants "came" out wet.. get it? Get it? Hardy har har and a big fat cigar?

Yeah Bob, I get it... nice jizzums... U turdburgler.

Ey yo dude! I just jizzumed all over your mom's fzzace!

Uh, I don't think you understand what a jizzum is bro.

by Chief Slapaho June 5, 2013

jizzum

the WHITE sticky stuff that comes out of the TALLYWHACKER.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm,JIZZUM!!

by tatersalad August 2, 2003

Jizzum bath

After sex the woman holds the jizz in. Then once in the bath releases the jzz into her bath thus bathing in jizz= jizzum bath , soft skin 👌🏼

Why you soft you babe , i had a “jizzum bath”

by Wanielle July 21, 2018