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Jizznote

Instead of using a tissue, a male climaxes onto a plain white piece of paper and then folds it into note-form.
"I wouldn't accuse Tommy of masterbating, but I found a jizznote by the computer."
by Jiffy Peej May 30, 2007
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Jizzpot

A jizzpot is a big fat skank (Bitch) in leggings, usually found sat in cafe's eating the biggest breakfast on the menu with ten kids in tow, they're mainly called jizzpots because of there amount of kids and lack of fathers
Shane, look at that fat fucking jizzpot over there, shouldn't them kids be at school, Look at that rip in the arse of her leggings, fat cunt
by Maria67 March 19, 2011
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Jizziot

Name for someone who's is both mentally inept and suffers from a premature ejaculation problem
Guy 1: hey you guys see Angelo

Guy 2: yeah he's a fucking jizziot
by Frosty jimmy June 24, 2016
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Jizztits

When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.
"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"

"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."
by Don Horseman August 4, 2016
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Jizztits

When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.
"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"

"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."
by Don Horseman August 4, 2016
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Jizzpot

A person who holds the same significance of a pot of semen (aka. Jizz). First heard of in south west England, the phrase is now commonly used throughout England.
Oh my god Logan, you're such a jizzpot
by Kingwanger August 22, 2017
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jizztata

Like an omelette but instead of milk you use cum
Had a great with Donna last night, so I gave her some breakfast in bed with a nice jizztata
by Smutt September 9, 2021
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