Jizznus

An exclamation similar to "Jesus" without taking the name in vain

Red: Hey look at this link I found on Reddit
Blue: Oh sweet Jizznus WTF!! Is that golfball? Oh... I see...

by EvisceratorX June 29, 2011

jizzmosphere

When someone other than yourself has sex in your tent or your car, this is the funky atmosphere that lingers.

"I'm not letting you borrow my tent for Bonneroo... I don't need your jizzmosphere tainting it."

by mBmD July 31, 2012

Jizzcost

Number of dollars spent per week on a girl divided by number of orgasms attained from said girl. For example if you spend $100 dollars week and you came 5 times FROM THE SAME GIRL that SAME week. Your Jizzcost is 20. The lower the Jizzcost the more financially sound your future may be.

Remember: It's similar to P/E Ratio. $$$/# of Orgasms.

"I know she is hot bro, but have you really analyzed your jizzcost with that girl?" Typically, Jizzcost can be very high for married guys. If you are DINKS your Jizzcost goes down but only if you have a joint account.

by Deltapirate March 20, 2013

Jizznote

Instead of using a tissue, a male climaxes onto a plain white piece of paper and then folds it into note-form.

"I wouldn't accuse Tommy of masterbating, but I found a jizznote by the computer."

by Jiffy Peej May 30, 2007

jizznout

Other wise known as A Spliff, zoot, sclit, reffa, blizznout ,jensen, giff, dooby, head, bughead, hughead, drughead, splenzen, marajuan cigarette, dutchie ,blenzen, fatty bumbatty, skliff, joint.

Wrap up a Fat Jizznout.
Lets BLaze a Gliff.

by Biggs is ya mother "get ya rat out" April 8, 2008

Jizznose

A jizznose is an individual which falls asleep far too fucking early, fakes sleeping, enjoys petrified ginger balls on his forehead. Also twitches in anticipation for a big black cock.

Wilf is a jizznose

by jizznose shmiznose March 25, 2017

Jizzness

When someone just jizzed but it ain’t your business!

Mind your jizzness!!!!

by mr.jizzness April 24, 2020