Jizzaline

To jizz on a thots teeth. The sticky icky will straighten her teeth way better than invisalign and at a fraction of the cost.

Bro last night I gave that thot a jizzaline.

by NewfoundBlob December 6, 2019

jizzblizzard

a tasty ice cream treat made from male ejaculation cunt hair and ice cream.

Pualhah enjoys a good jizzblizzard after hes had a hard day of prostitution with kerry.

by balls May 27, 2003

Jizzling

Premature/sporadic ejaculation, during foreplay, of an inconsistent and light manner, i.e., like drizzle.

"Every time she goes down (on me) , I feel like I ruin her make up when I drip..."

"Sounds like she Mused your Johnson and you're jizzling. "

by anonymous April 5, 2015

jizzbender

Staying locked in a room for 24 hours spanking it

Tommy was on a serious jizzbender... he hasn't left his room ALL weekend!

by Turnpike Mike September 13, 2017

Jizzling

The act of jizzing on someone's back and taking a photo of it

Vaibhav, jizzling since Grade 6

by Core group January 18, 2019

Jizzbirding

The art of masturbating and then climaxing in the air while participating in an extreme sport (ex. hang-gliding, skydiving, parasailing, surfing, skateboarding, etc.)

Announcer: aaaand Contestant #3 makes the final tur... aaaand he’s jizzbirding right into the crowd in celebration! What a finish!

by GrizzlyArsenal March 19, 2019

Jizzlin' at the Sizzlin'

At state of extreme excitement, marked by a period of prolonged anticipation.

Dave: Were you finally able to get a Nintendo Switch?

Jeff: Yep, found one yesterday and I was jizzlin' at the sizzlin'.

by Juxtaposeur July 31, 2020