Jizzards Of Ozz

A jizz worthy rap group with consits of Blowjob Bill, Grand Master Orgy, Master B Mike, Whos Your Daddy Denis, and Tity Tasha.

The jizzards of ozz rule!!!!

by Master B Man May 22, 2008

jizzerdoodle

Similar to a snickerdoodle, but substitute semen for cinnamon.

I made a batch of jizzerdoodles for my girlfriends birthday. She said she was on a diet, I said they were low fat, and she sucked em down.

by PilgoreThaGoat March 12, 2011

jizzard

A slang term for Wizard, relating to "jizz", a slang term for semen.

...and the magical jizzard cast a spell on the entire town of North Fattyus Assius.

by Crabtree March 25, 2004

Jizzhead

A guy or girl that cuts you off while driving!

That fuckin jizzhead cut me off again, I'm gonna ram him!!

by urlilcrazybitch2 June 28, 2009

wizzard jizzard

The Special request topping added to the frothy butter beer at Islands of Adventure, straight outta harry potters wizard balls.
Sweet, salty, magically delicious.

Tourist: "Can I get some of that Wizzard Jizzard Please?"
Wizard servant: "Why yes you can, OH OH OHHHH, here you go:)"

by pseudonimrod July 27, 2010

jizzard

a person who performs indiscriminate blowjobs. a slut. figuratively drunk on semen. (akin to drunkard)

Get off my jock, you jizzard. You blew my buddy Tony not five minutes ago!

by d0rk May 24, 2004

jizzbird

when a person or persons ejaculate on a surface and the resulting stain resembles a depiction of a bird

"Yo dude, I just pulled a major jizzbird... check it out!"

by happycuntpunter April 30, 2015