Morphtronic Jizz Rag

Something to decscribe your moms vagina

Joey:I Just Saw A Morphtronic Jizz Rag
Me:You Saw Your Moms Vagina?!?!?!?!

by Yoshi Boy July 30, 2010

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ottawa jizz rag

1. Any cloth article that has been saturated with jizz and worn for a prolonged period of time to the point that the fibers have been broken down and holes are now present. This item is usually a serious risk of infection to the wearer and others who come into contact with it.

2. A Snuggy.

Karl has been in quarantine for two weeks. He's not sick but, if he keeps wearing that Ottawa jizz rag, he will be.

by The Cap N' August 10, 2020

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moronic jizz rag

Alternative spelling & synonym for Donald Trump’s hairpiece

Watching the 2020 debates, I thought to myself, “I’d never vote for some orange nazi bitch who wears that moronic jizz rag, what a fuckin’ clown.”

by Kâlidâsa May 28, 2023

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Jizz rage

1. The anger felt when one is unable to jism,
2. The anger felt when one wants to initiate sexual intercourse but cannot due to numbers of people present (parents/children/animals/unwanted guests/etc), weather, partners mood or hormonal situation.
3. The anger felt when one has received a sexual favour but has not jizzed due lack of effort or skill of partner.

Stacy: Whats up with Kevin he seems in a bad mood
Jody: Don't worry about him he's just got jizz rage, he hasn't bust a nut since last tuesday we've been so busy since moving house what with everyone visiting and all.
Kevin: (from in front of tv) Yeah so why don't you just fuck off Stacy so i can give jody that pearl necklace i mentioned!

by Justa small trump April 16, 2007

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Jizzraggle

European version of a cloth covered in male protein stains.

Stacy: I've heard you've got new carpets...

Heather: It's only been a week since we had them put in, and Brian's already turned them into a Jizzraggle.

by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

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Jizzragathism

The religion of the popular cult iPhone/iPad game Disc Drivin'. In Jizzragathism, the supreme being's spirit is split between two bodies, that of Discus Christ (Michael Bean, creator and heavenly leader of Disc Drivin') and Jizzus Christ (Jizzrag5000, the chosen one who sacrifices himself for the gold medals of others). The main center of worship of Jizzragathism is the Timothy Howard Temple (also referred to as the Timothy JaMarquiz Howard Stadium), and all followers are called to take a pilgrimage to the holy location at least once a day. Open practice of the religion, however, is encouraged for all members to practice wherever there travels may take them. Common phrases used to greet fellow Jizzragathists include "goml be with you" which is responded with "and also with you," and "thine (or mine) thun thun has dropped." Possibly the most miraculous events to occur in the religion was the Sermon of the Turkey Leg. It was on this day that Jizzus Christ ascended into his final form and let forth a prophecy that, one day, all followers of Disc Drivin' will unite in organized tournaments. Some eyewitness reports have said the turkey leg through which this vision came about immediately burst into a million discs upon the delivery of Jizzus Christ's message. This act is symbolic of Jizzus Christ's previous prophecy that all the paid discs will be released from their slavery and open for all Drivers to use, free of charge.

John: "You going to church on Sunday?"
Prince Nokomungu: "No, I follow Jizzragathism, and we worship in temple on weekdays."

by Delgrangos April 9, 2013

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