jizzhead

A guy who thinks he's got mad bitches that he fucks all the time, but he doesn't.

A word/term invented by LiL kLePT (c) 2003.

"You think you're the shit, but you're just a fucking jizzhead."

by Kate April 28, 2004

jiahe

(a) Incredibly out of touch with the regular world.
(b) Someone who is blonde without having blonde hair.

Dude, why'd you just throw your bookbag out the car window? That was pretty jiahe...

or

What's the deal with R-Tizzle? Is she becoming jiahe?

by SpacemanSpiff April 13, 2006

Jzah

jzah is a snyonym for good, meaning something might be awesome or something

like that!

Man my bestiesis is jzah for real dawg!

by tae w June 14, 2009

jizaster

when a man's jiz goes everywhere (or anywhere its not supposed to) making that area a disaster zone. jiz+disaster=jizaster

last night he came all over the headboard AND my freshly washed hair, it was a total jizaster!

by pin-up dollie June 29, 2009

Jizan

jizan? she’s extremely pretty, but you shouldn’t mess with her.

somehow spends hours listening to Black Swan but can’t reply to a message, thats how jizan works.

great in subjects, everyone pretty chill with her. decent crushes, jizan is an average girl. but don’t mess with her during breaking point, or it be YOUR breaking point.

anyway, stan the jizans.

“jizan, he-”

“bitch wtf!!! why you dm me????? I WAS IN BREAKING POINT!!!!!”

“im sorr-”

“STOP DMING ME!!!!! I KEEP LEAVING DAMMIT!!”

“ok jeez-”

blocked

by slutforjizan February 7, 2020

jijah

jijah is a nickname which is probably more popular then they're actual name. i bet anyone named jijah is amazing because mine is. im lucky to have someone like jijah <3

ari: oh my god jijah is so pretty

by downbadsimp August 5, 2021

Jizzhammer

Male reproductive organ. Used for copulation and urination, but never simultaneously.

"Dude! I could hear you peeing in the other room. You're really working the old jizzhammer today!"

"I know I'm walking funny today, but he totally nailed me hard with the jizzhammer last night."

by marecia August 17, 2011