Jiving

Lieing beyond return.

Oceans Twelve (Stealing the egg from the museum)
Bruce Willis: Julia! (roberts) What a pleasant surprise! Hows Danny?
Tess(Julia): Good! I'm just here for the photo op.

**EGG STOLEN**

Detective: Ms. Roberts, I just got off the phone with Julia. She said she's in London right now.
Bruce Willis: you jiving little bitch.

by drosk1727 January 30, 2010

Jived

Severely damaged. Reduced to a state of collapse. Ruined.

Our traffic figures were good until the website got jived.

We ignored our customers, it nearly jived our whole business.

It used to work but it's jived now.

Can we fix it? No it's jived.

by Version2 August 12, 2010

Jive

Jive is a bad thing you fool. If you're talking some jive, it means you're talking bullshit. If somebody calls you a "jive turkey" you just got insulted.

Fool: "Ima jive turkey"

Me: "I believe you"

by Dope Slanger October 18, 2006

jive

Marijuana. Slang, obsolete, black sub-culture, dating to at least 1930s.

"Here Comes The Man With The Jive!" (title of song)
-- Stuff Smith And His Onyx Club Boys

by Beaters September 04, 2007

jive

adv.
used to emphasize a statement;
i.e.: very, really, pretty

That shit was jive expensive.
That joint was jive tight.

by Reese Fox August 27, 2004

jive

70's ebonics, black speech, a deep form of slang slightly easier to understand than this shizzle language. It appears that some honkys in here didn't get the memo.

Hey, it's all part of the revolution! **combs fro**

by Macadaciouse September 06, 2004

Jive

Like a feeling, like there is good jives and bad jives, like you get good jives when you listen to the poop poop poop poop song by the toilet bowl cleaners, and bad jives when the blue haired girl is chasing you because you said blue biscuit isn’t a gender.

When I aced the math test I got some really good jives.

I got bad jives when someone told me Titanic is better then Food Boy

by GoofeyGoober14 April 07, 2020