Jizzed

When you feel extremely excited about something.

OMG BVB, I'm so jizzed you've responded to my fan mail!!!

by pepitabis November 24, 2019

Soap Jizzed

When you are washing dishes and inadvertently squeeze the dish cloth close to your body, causing you to be squirted by the soapy water it has retained.

Girl: What's on your shirt?

Guy: I was washing dishes and accidentally soap jizzed myself.

by Weston150 March 25, 2013

all jizzed up

Worn, used, with personal impression

That house used to be nice, now it's just all jizzed up

by Snakelio May 12, 2016

Jizzed

Best.Song.Ever. About cumming in your pants.

I ate a grape and I jizzed in mah pants.

by Miku326 January 31, 2009

Jizzed

Past tense (imperfect) of the verb, "jizz"

Tommy jizzed on Pat after stroking it

by Joseph February 8, 2005

Jitted

Being rejected or declined

That hot chick at the bar just jitted me

by LaceyandMykala November 24, 2018

Jizzed up Jesus

An insult directed towards long haired males who are acting rowdy, obnoxious and like to jizz every where. Similar to a long haired square except more spherical.

He catapults off of the couch with tremendous force projecting jizz onto the walls which take the shape of white clouds. While jizzing mid air, he is high above all of his peoples and henceforth becomes Jizzed up Jesus.

Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a Jizzed up Jesus.

by dan_gleewang January 1, 2021