Jewlord

When your landlord is Jewish and is extra pushy about getting his rent money, and real particular about any damage done to the house so he can Jew you out of money to make bullshit repairs.

Shit the Jewlord is hear quick hide the bowls and your money.... Hurry up man cover up that stain on the carpet or he will try to Jew us for the price of a new carpet.

by reghog August 1, 2007

Jewtard

A retarded Jew.

A Jew with no money. They gotta be retarded if they're broke and Jewish.

That nigga is a jewtard.

by Jewsus Chrizzist May 10, 2008

jewgar

A sub-species of cougar that can often be spotted in the Lower East Side of Manhattan.

Joan Rivers is a jewgar

by joeybootz August 14, 2008

Jewbaru

(1) Any car driven by a Jew. (2)A form of transportation that is extremely fuel efficient, low cost, and maintenance free. Consider Toyota, Honda, Subaru. Often the secondary vehicle of a Jewru

"He just took out that deer with his car, or should I say Jewbaru"

by sensimelio June 25, 2008

jewdar

the innate ability to find currency and save it as though it was a small child.

His jewdar lead him straight to the money laying on the ground at the bar that no one else had even noticed.

by flutterby123 April 25, 2011

Jewtard

Essentially, a jewish retard.

However a jew's body works diffrentley than it does with us, normal people.

A jew needs 3 things to stay alive.

Air : Lots of it, explains the big nose.
Money.
Jew Gold

Essentially a Jewtard is just a Jew who doesn't have one of those.

A poor Jew is a Jewtard
A Jew with a small nose is a Jewtard
A Jew hoe doesn't have his gold, is a Jewtard.

by Noobowners May 10, 2010

JewLane

A name given to Tulane University for the excessive number of JAPy bitches and jewish people.

Where do you go to school?
Tulane
Oh you mean Jewlane

by perlnit April 21, 2005