Jewbaggins

A person who exhibits extreme stinginess or cheapness in everyday life. A person who hoards anything he can get his hands on, including an xbox controller or a bong.

"Mac, I can't believe you just took another rip. It was clearly my turn. You're such a jewbaggins."

Jewbaggins by Gatt Meiger October 14, 2011

jewlahoop 

A hoolahoop shapped like the Star of David.

Stan: What is that?
Brian: It's a jewlahoop, it's a hoolahoop for Jewish kids.
Stan: Oh, I get it, it looks like the Star of David.

jewlahoop by drunkstu80 February 2, 2008

jewbaggery

The act of using Jew tricks to confuse or take advantage of someone or something.

Grossman confused us with his jewbaggery.

Schwartzman jewbaggered the entire tour group, causing us to get lost in the city.

jewbaggery by Gaylord Price November 29, 2007

jewgag 

An archaic term dating at least to the 1860's meaning to tease sexually but not satisfy (see blueballing). Can be used for both males and females.

Lord Daft Wager: I say, your wife certainly jewgagged me something fierce last night in the closet at the costume ball.

Buzzkillington: That wasn't my wife, that was me old chap.

Lord Daft Wager: Blasted costumes...

jewgag by SilentS March 20, 2009

Jewbag 

Jew bag means someone is very annoying or acting like a Jew

man: "uwu"
me: "shut the fuck up you dirty Jewbag"

Jewbag by rockscxrs May 31, 2021

Thooyan Jewagner 

THIS IS THE NUMBER ONE FASTEST RUNNER IN THE UNIVERSE! HES ALSO AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE HE TRIED TO DRILL MY SISTER SOOOO HARD LAST NIGHT AND MADE A HUGE MESS! HE ALSO FUCKED MY MOM SUPER HARD 3 YEARS AGO AND MESSED UP MY GOGGLES WHEN I WAS AT THE BEACH, HE ALSO TOOK MY DIAMOND RING, BUT OVERALL HES A GOOD DUDE. A DOUCHEBAG BUT A GOOD DUDE, AND HOW LONG CAN THESE THINGS GO FOR?

why are u such a Thooyan Jewagner!

Thooyan Jewagner by Gandalf (Bob) June 28, 2018

Jewland 

the land from which Jewish people hail when they do not want to admit being from any real country.

Richard although actually of Russian heritage, claimed to be from Jewland because he didn't understand the concept of geography.

Jewland by Liz January 3, 2004