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jewterus

anatomy. Nontechnical name: womb, a hollow muscular organ lying within the pelvic cavity of a Jewish female human. It houses the developing fetus and by contractions aids in its expulsion to create a baby which is considered 100% Jewish by Jewish ritual law, regardless of the religion of the father.
Jewess: My parents want their grand kids to be Jewish, but they say I can marry outside the faith because I have a jewterus, which automatically makes any offspring I produce 100% pure Jewcy.
by ObviouslyAvi April 29, 2014
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jerjeropathy

A lumbosacral muscle strain with lumbosacral nerve irritation caused by too much lumbopelvic movement during coitus.

Word origin: jerjer - a slang cebuano word for 'extreme sex' coined from Cebu, Philippines.
Patient: Doc, my low back pain's getting unbearable, it's hard for me to poop. I might have to claim for workman's comp.

Doc: Nah! You're just suffering from jerjeropathy; do some stretches, strengthen your abs, maintain proper body mechanics and get a better cushion so you'll be all set.
by Pete Uptown October 14, 2016
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jeejer

A 50 to 100 pound dog that is well trained and compassionate.
That golden retriever is a jeejer
by Hairy locust October 12, 2022
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jewberry pie

The act of popping a jewish girls cherry, then using the blood to make a pie much like a cherry pie.
Man#1:i am sooo hungry
Man#2:dude i made a jewberry pie last night, it is in the fridge.
by pro-salad-tosser December 2, 2010
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Jewser

Noun: A Jewish loser. Used when loser is not strong enough, or when real offence is saught.

Often represented by raising the left hand to the forehead, extending the forefinger vertically whilst tucking the other fingers down, and bending the thumb slightly upwards to produce a "J"
"Wow, you're such a Jewser"
by Michael A A February 7, 2008
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Jewper Mario

Racist term used to describe a person who feels that it's necessary to grab as many, if not every, single coin in the stage.
Mario: Look at all of the coins! I'm going to spend minutes on end trying to jump high enough to get all of them!
Luigi: Stop being such a Jewper Mario!
by SmashKai November 26, 2010
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Jewbert

One who expresses a variety of semitic/jewish tendencies (greedy and cheap) and is generally disliked by those he hangs out with.
"Hey Nathan can I get a ride home?"

"Um, I'll need some gas money"

"You want gas money? I live half a block away you fucking jewbert"
by Charter Smith May 21, 2006
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