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dick jewelry 

A girl. The expression comes from the fact that many girls are merely symbols of achievement for males. A ring is a symbol of wealth or achievement worn on the finger; similarly a girl is a symbol of achievement worn on the dick. In simpler terms: a girl is nothing more than something hopefully pretty that you wear on your dick, like the ring from above.
John: Man, Robs chick is hot!!
Phil: Yeah, shes one fine piece of dick jewelry
dick jewelry by Phil McCrakin October 16, 2006
Jewelly is usually a very charasmatic girl. She is very athletic and gorgeous. She usually has a big booty and green eyes. Jewellys are naturally good at everything but seem to have trust issues in relationships, or trust to much. She

usually gets stabbed in the back because she sees good in people who have done nothing but bad. Jewellys are also kind but can be bitches as well, it depends on the day.
"why is Jewelly so good at everything". "Jealous"
Jewelly by Swampaligator November 14, 2018
expensive adornments of precious metals &/or gems, and:

police slang for handcuffs
Cop, to cop buddy: I got a date tonight with a hot civilian chick who loves the uniform
Buddy: You're bringing your jewelry, right?
Cop: you know it, this bracelets never fail to impress! Then they love it when I smacl their ass with y leather belt!
Buddy Lucky asshole, I'm stucking working overtime tonight. . . Have fun.
jewelry by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 29, 2016

nose jewelry 

Nose jewelry means any drug that goes up your nose. It can also be referred to as nose candy. It is a discreet way of talking about drugs like cocaine and special k, among others, in public.
"I have some nose jewelry I can show you later."
nose jewelry by gardengirl May 23, 2007
A funny and sarcastic friend that has trouble fitting in but will change your life. She tends to be there even when you don't know it. She's weird and goofy and will try her hardest to make you smile.
Dude, I need to find my Jewelzz
jewelzz by Tweedle Dum❤️ July 30, 2016

Jewelry Rattler 

Generally a middle aged or elderly woman that wears and excessive amount of jewelry that rattles when she gets worked up.
Dylan’s mom was a real Jewelry Rattler as her rings clicked and bracelets clanked when she pointed her finger and shook her arm at him for drinking all the Gatorade after a serious masturbation session.
Jewelry Rattler by eric_h October 16, 2022