Jewels Flop

When you pull down your pants and jump on something butt ass naked. And you have to scream JEWELS FLOP !!! Or its just not a real.

When my cousin went to football practice, i Jewels Flopped on his bed because he pissed me off earlier.

by Julius Jizz January 12, 2008

run the jewels

To rob someone.

Also a dope hip-hop group.

"Yo dawg, I'm about to run the jewels on this broad walking by"
"Nah son, you don't want to do that, you'll get locked up for years"

"The new album by Run the Jewels is amazing. Killer Mike and El-P at it again."

by lastblockbuster November 2, 2014

Family Jewels

Family Jewels is slang for a man's penis and testicles, which are important for having a family and also for sex. The sperm is stored in the testicles! Also, getting kicked in the family jewels hurts a lot!

Bully: Eat dirt!

Bobby: That's my purse! I don't know you! *kicks Bully in the Family Jewels.
Bully: Ahhhh!*Collapses to the floor.

by HawaiianPunch1 April 13, 2023

johnson family jewels

the sack of stones attached to a johnson, the balls on a dick

"ouch, that soccer guy just took one in the johnson family jewels."

--also, every episode of america's funniest videos includes at least one guy getting whacked in the johnson family jewels by a kid with a baseball bat, golf club, a kid swinging at a pinata, or some other predictable manner

by spiderbesideher September 26, 2009

drop jewels

to teach or educate someone

Midas dropped some jewels on me on how to treat my girl.

by Jolene February 14, 2005

run them jewels

An expression used when robbing someone to denote the desire that he or she relinquish the jewelry that he or she posses.

Run them jewels nigga! Give me them watches, them rings, and bitch...Give me that motherfuckin' necklace!

by brian fury May 20, 2005

family jewels

precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. "testicles"

Heather loved to suck his cock while fondling his family jewels.

by Stephanie6977 September 27, 2011