Mike Jette's

Slang: Merrimack Vallely High School term for refering to ones testicles.

"Damn it's hot out here. My Mike Jette's are sweaty!"
or
"OW! Right in the Mike Jette's"
or
"Dammit your busting my Mike Jette's"

by Electrick D00M June 21, 2009

Jexted

When a man sends you a text message while jerking off and letting it be know to the recipient.

Hey man, wanna go to the gym later? Im jerking it right now, You just got jexted.

by Wild L. August 4, 2011

Rape-Jected

When someone gets rejected without their consent.

I got rape-jected last week when john asked a random girl if she would like to date me.

by Authentic Sal February 20, 2017

Jettering Jeff

What the Urbandale Police calls the Des Moines Traffic Judge with Tourettes syndrome outside his courtroom door while mocking his stammer and making fun of him.

The traffic judge nicknamed Jettering Jeff will never make Supreme Court justice. The harshly worded 5-4 split decision minority dissident opinion was written by Jettering Jeff. I do believe this was the first use of Motherfucker and Cocksucker in an opinion.

by Chief Wiggins April 1, 2005

jetter spreader

a young girl, usually high school or college age, who will readily sleep with a jetter. very derogatory.

that girl is such a jetter spreader...

by navyed06 June 18, 2007

Jetter

1. An argument of little or no value to any of the parties involved.

2. An argument that can not be won by any party involved in said argument either due to lack of proof, or being down right stubborn.

1. We'll never know if French Silk is really a pie, it's quite the jetter.

2. I was trying to convince her that I don't know Ed, it was quite the jetter since he was standing right next to me.

by The Banana King March 22, 2009

Jitted

Being rejected or declined

That hot chick at the bar just jitted me

by LaceyandMykala November 24, 2018