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Bad Luck Jessie J

A meme made about the singer Jessie J. Like Bad Luck Brian. Also a badass mofo.
Bad Luck Jessie J: "Gets taken down like a domino. Breaks leg."

"Jessie J has a lot of bad luck!"
by BadLuckJessieJ August 27, 2013
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jessica lange

basically the most perfect actress alive; made her rise to fame in the remake of King Kong and is now kicking ass on American Horror Story
person 1: did you watch ahs: coven last night?
person 2: yes! jessica lange is perfection
by ahsfan1111 November 19, 2013
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Queen Jessica Effect

When Queen Jessica is in the Houston area, all Houston professional sports teams currently playing win. When Queen Jessica is not in the Houston area, it makes it possible for Houston professional sports teams to lose.
Queen Jessica was in the Houston area on October 22 and the Astros won the ALCS and the Rockets won their home opener! The rockets have lost every single game since then. The Queen Jessica Effect is true!
by smashgod9999 November 3, 2021
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jessica's mountain

The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.
austin: dude do you have a boner?

josh: no man. that's just my jessica's mountain.
by jotagion June 15, 2008
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jessicas mountain

The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.
austin d: dude josh, do you have a boner?
josh a: naw man thats just my jessicas mountain
by joshhhhhhh a June 19, 2008
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Kensie Jessie

annoying and rude and thinks she is so pretty but is the biggest slut
kensie jessie: do my jeans look good

Ethan: ya
by Boiyourbetter123 January 19, 2017
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jessie paege

An Internet father, who talks about mental illnesses while being the worlds cutest person alive. A fan of stranger things, p!atd, FOB, dogs, electric guitars, and Thomas Sanders
Someone; who’s Jessie Paege

Me; only the best youtuber to ever exist
by Taylor Ashuk May 18, 2018
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